kz
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Was sitting there at a table in the chill out part and just threw up straight on to it. Mates managed to get me out without the staff noticing! I then proceeded to throw up 7/8 times down my mates car whilst he was driving around with my head out the window.
Had a fight with someone, both got chucked out. Only to sit on the curb with this dude and become friends.
Fingered a girl at the bar whilst we were talking and ordering... only for her to turn around afterwards and kiss her boyfriend 
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
Location: South Lakes
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I have danced in a night club
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
I have danced in a night club
 same here. snogged some girl and that's about it really.
not a clubbing person, i just don't get it can dance around at home with cheap alcohol and look a prat in the the comfort of my own home.
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jacko198
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by mwg
I have danced in a night club
same here. snogged some girl and that's about it really.
not a clubbing person, i just don't get it can dance around at home with cheap alcohol and look a prat in the the comfort of my own home.
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
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i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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I've done more than dance I just thought I would be the only one to say dance 
Anyone said dry humping yet?
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by mwg]
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
Sparks works at my company in the day
does he still wear a lumberjack jacket and hat and a i love florida t shirt
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Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Bonney
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Location: St Helens
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Got threw down 2 flights of stairs after having an argument with some girl.
Decided to slide down the handrail in said club, straight past a bouncer who then couldnt stop laughing at me. Started working at the place I do now and he worked there. First thing he said was "Are you that dick who slid down the handrail?"
Was going to the toilet in one club, got talking to some girl then we both ended up in the toilets together and got a shag off her. That was on a works night out aswell, people were talking about it for ages in work
Done the old start an argument, then walk off just as it starts to get going, Then stand and watch. Ususally ends up been quite funny
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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Fell off a podium thing, threw up in many places, pissed in my mates bottle / pissed in another mates pocket, lit a mates fart, they were all abroad though, simply stuff you cant do here
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Cavey
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I've fallen asleep on a speaker before
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Dione J
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
Sparks works at my company in the day
does he still wear a lumberjack jacket and hat and a i love florida t shirt
No he wears the uniform we provide
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Fingered this bird in Revs in Reading right by the window where people were queueing to get in, got wanked off by my girlfriends best mate at the time in Utopia
What nice friends Rach has
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Daniel_Corsa
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Out in Manchester last year, watching England vs Brazil, sat at a table in front of the projector just as the match finishes...... Threw up all over the table, grabbed our things walked out as if nothing had happened!
Few years ago in Newcastle, got totally wrecked decided I needed a shit, got woke up with my pants round my ankles sitting on the pan, by my mates banging the cubical door off my head fast asleep!
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Lawrah
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Ive never done anything remotely bad in a nightclub..You are all minging
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sand-eel
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Just the usual pish, but the one time I nearly pissed myself laughing was when a bird was taking FUCKING ages to walk down some stairs with her massive heels, so I picked her up and put her back at the top again
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SnK
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Registered: 2nd Mar 09
Location: Yeadon, West Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Just the usual pish, but the one time I nearly pissed myself laughing was when a bird was taking FUCKING ages to walk down some stairs with her massive heels, so I picked her up and put her back at the top again
Quality haha.
I laugh when girls can't walk in high heels, without being drunk. Was my girlfriend who pointed it out actually as shes awesome at walking in heels.. I tried it. Big no no.
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mwg
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Registered: 19th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Ive never done anything remotely bad in a nightclub..You are all minging
so you have never even had your undercarriage tickled in some grotty dark corner?
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SnK
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Registered: 2nd Mar 09
Location: Yeadon, West Yorkshire
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Bagsies!
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Dione J
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Ive never done anything remotely bad in a nightclub..You are all minging
LIES
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Norcy91
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Smashed plenty of pint glasses thinking i had complete grip of it, only to find the glass straight out of my hand and onto the dancefloor...
Spent £60 on double vodka and cokes in about 3 hours, i was very ill the next day...
Tried sliding down the hand rail on some steps out the back of Revs in Harrogate, instead i jumped straight over the hand rail and tumbled down the remaining 13 concrete steps, then got straight up and continued my walk to the taxi!
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Lawrah
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
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Originally posted by Lawrah
Ive never done anything remotely bad in a nightclub..You are all minging
so you have never even had your undercarriage tickled in some grotty dark corner?
No..why would you do that in a nightclub?
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
Fingerd a bird
Me too
I was sick all the way to the toilets clearing a path as I went Then I fell asleep at the bar and was asked to leave 
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Ingham
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Location: Burnley, Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by Norcy91
Smashed plenty of pint glasses thinking i had complete grip of it, only to find the glass straight out of my hand and onto the dancefloor...
Spent £60 on double vodka and cokes in about 3 hours, i was very ill the next day...
Tried sliding down the hand rail on some steps out the back of Revs in Harrogate, instead i jumped straight over the hand rail and tumbled down the remaining 13 concrete steps, then got straight up and continued my walk to the taxi!
You are my hero.
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Originally posted by Cavey
I've fallen asleep on a speaker before
I fell asleep next to a speaker in a club in Newquay. If I'm tired I just fall asleep, no matter where
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csweatherston
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Got one of the big b*stard bottles of Moet, Shook it up - popped the cork and covered everybody on the dancefloor.
Thats how we roll down here.
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