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Author Who has the funniest joke on cs?
OFcorsa
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Same as:
What did santa say when he was coming down the chimney at frd wests house? Excuse me out the way.

What does frd west wash his hair with head and shoulders.

Yawn!
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Got quite a few but there more like rhymes, here goes................ My dick is big, her ass is tight, i poked her poop chute with delight, but halfway there i hit a bump, the bitch forgot to take a dump.
stuyw
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Voyto
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there was a man from china, who wasnt a very good climber. He slipped on a rock, chopped off his cock and now he got a vagina
mestonian
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Well...

...Id tell you a joke about some butter but you might spread it!

...Id tell you a joke about a pencil but you might not get the point!

...Id tell you a joke about a wall but you might not get over it!

Two irisihman throwing stones at the floor, one missed!

Two irishman sitting on floor, one fell off!

lol, ok :

Whats the hardest part of a cabbage?
Wheelchair....

Englishman, Irisihman & Scotsman, The 3 men do a good deed, and therefore a genie grants them 1 wish each. Englishman wishes for a House FULL of money, scotsman wishes for a House FULL of whisky.......so the english man gets home, very well his house is full of money, packed to the brim, so he buys a aeroplane and flies to scotland, gets to the scotsmans house, and sure enough hes sat outside his house pizzed as a rat, house full of whisky, so they decide to fly over and see paddy in ireland, as there approaching the airport they see his house, and strangly enough theres thousdands upon thousdands of people cheering and screaming yes yes, go on......so they are like, wonder what he wished for....they get to his house, and at the front of the crowd, 2 men are stringing up poor paddy, the englishman n scotsman ask, What the hell happened? the irisihman replies, i only wished to be hung like a nigro!!!!
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Whats red & sits in a tree?




A saunitry owl
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Whats worse than 10 babies in a bin?

1 baby in 10 bins
Colin.S
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My mates son told me this today.....

Whats "ET" short for??


......Because he's got little legs.
Denman
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Whats green and invisible ??
kerzo
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what?
kerzo
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these cucumbers?
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whats yellow and smells like blue paint?


yellow paint
pinky ;)
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hahaha sum gud 1's there chaps!
Denman
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this lettuce ->
kerzo
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quote:
Originally posted by kerzo
these cucumbers?


Same sorta thing!
Denman
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yup , whats pink and fluffy ??????????











pink fluff
kerzo
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These shouldnt even be classed as jokes
Drew
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brown and sticky?




a stick

...............................
kerzo
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I believe this thread has run its course!
Drew
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin.S
My mates son told me this today.....

Whats "ET" short for??


......Because he's got little legs.


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How do you make a bitch scream twice during sex?


Fukc her in the ass and wipe your dick on the curtains
Colin.S
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "your round". The other one says "so are you, you fat bastard!"
Lynny
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What do you call 12 naked men sitting on each other shoulders?


A Scrotum pole
Drew
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colin ur getting worse mate
Colin.S
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Im so bored Last 1 for now

In little Johnny's class at school, there's this kid with no arms or legs called Philip. One day after school, Johnny goes round his house and knocks on the door. Philip's mother answers the door, and says, "Yes Johnny, what can I do for you?" "Can Philip come out? - we're all skipping in the park"
Philip's mum says, "But Johnny, you know he's got no arms or legs."
"Yeah, I know," says little Johnny, "I just want to see his stumps bleed."

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