Chris x
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Registered: 11th Sep 08
Location: Bexhill
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Hunting knife 
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Originally posted by adiohead
Kill as many people as you can. Then suicide
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jacko198
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Registered: 1st Mar 07
Location: Buckinghamshire
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Get a load of tea lights, put them all over his car and light them. Bye bye paint 
If you are really quick and quiet wright "TWAT" on his bonnet/roof with them
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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Thats a skill in itself writing twat with egg on the roof of someones car  .
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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Step 1.
Milk shake flavor you dont like.
Step 2.
Add Paint remover.
Step 3.
Shake well
Froffy Paint work..
Personal Choice..
Chocolate Shit happens 
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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water pistol paint stripper sounds a good call....
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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quote:
Originally posted by MarkSport
water pistol paint stripper sounds a good call....
Too messy 
my idea works best
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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some prick 17 year old egged my old house once. it was 2am and he was dressed all i black with his hoodie up trying to not get noticed.
wasn't in the best of moods and had just finished a week of early shifts, got up grabbed a knife and went out there in my boxers.
i'll never forget the twats face, trying to run away only to be bundled over by my 15 stone dad
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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its only a joke man, whilst it aint funny to be on the recieving end, just mix up some treacle, flour yourself and throw at his house/car
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
its only a joke man, whilst it aint funny to be on the recieving end, just mix up some treacle, flour yourself and throw at his house/car
I'm sorry what, you think this is acceptable?
No wonder this country is fucked if people hold this opinion!
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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Chop your horses head off and put it in their bed while they sleep
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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brake fluid in a plastic cup on his car
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
its only a joke man, whilst it aint funny to be on the recieving end, just mix up some treacle, flour yourself and throw at his house/car
I'm sorry what, you think this is acceptable?
No wonder this country is fucked if people hold this opinion!
Its what kids do, ive done it in the past
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harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
quote:
Originally posted by pow
quote:
Originally posted by Bart
its only a joke man, whilst it aint funny to be on the recieving end, just mix up some treacle, flour yourself and throw at his house/car
I'm sorry what, you think this is acceptable?
No wonder this country is fucked if people hold this opinion!
Its what kids do, ive done it in the past
I can see your point but this sounds more like scumbag chavs being malicious.
Just remember anything you do back to the will more than likely have a retaliation too.
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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get them back but make sure they don't know its you. only way to teach them. lob some bricks
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Mark B
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: Galston, East Ayrshire
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rape there dads
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GSi Ghost
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Registered: 15th Dec 05
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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quote:
Originally posted by chrisritch
will take it to the polish car wash tomorrow probs
Dont feed the immigrants chris.
Call the police and say you saw him hang five kittens at westhill shopping centre.
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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I wonder how some of you guys survive in life.
Don't try and think up any crazy schemes or stupid ideas, just chap the guys door and ask him why he egged your house when he tells you why punch his jaw then walk away.
The end.
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Root
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Registered: 28th Dec 08
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Tbh it's just a prank, people take things like this too seriously these days. Although revenge would be ideal, I don't reccommend violence as it's not really neccessary, is it?
You had to wash your car, big deal, that's worth harming somebody over? No. Just get them back with egg & flour or something, no need to take it too far
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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Somebody eggs my house they're getting a sore jaw I'm afraid.
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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there pranks and vandalism.... if it causes damage. its vandalism... then it needs to be sorted.
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chrisritch
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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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tbh if it was just my car then i wouldnt really care too much but they launched milk at my mums house so they are going to pay for that
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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@ the people saying its just kids being kids, yes they do but thats the thing they SHOULDNT do it so should be shown a lesson to stop them from being pr**ks the rest of their life and doing it again.
plus whats the say they may start with eggs see nothing gets done and more off on to worse things like paint stripper, bricks etc.
honestly i do believe anyone caught doing shit like this should have their hands/arms/legs broken repeatedly until they get the point that it is wrong to deface someone elses property.
i can now see how the whole age of the chavs has come around when people thing its ok to let people go around and make a mess of other peoples things 
inccedentaly..... some c**ts put a window through on my grandads car last night which is obviously fine to alot the people on here as itsjust kids being kids .
and some drunk nob kicked my car door the other week which again is totally fine  honestly people need to be friggin killed waste of friggin space.[/rant]
[Edited on 23-10-2010 by Matt L]
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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Get some polystyrene and a can of petrol, put polystyrene in petrol, wait for it to dissolve, pour over his car, set on fire. If he tries to put the flames out it won't work as it still burns underwater 
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I wonder how some of you guys survive in life.
Don't try and think up any crazy schemes or stupid ideas, just chap the guys door and ask him why he egged your house when he tells you why punch his jaw then walk away.
The end.
Gutting and shooting isn't a scheme 
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