GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
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Originally posted by GF-91
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Originally posted by Limecat
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Originally posted by Eck
Working 
Smacking fuck out of Shell with your fists isn't work. It's protecting your investment.
Give her one for me. A punch, then a shagging, that's how I roll.
Or he could punch her while shagging, just for cool points.
I wouldn't punch Shell, she'd stove your fucking face in for looking at her the wrong way 
I'd punch Shell. And then I'd run.
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Limecat
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Registered: 25th Jun 05
Location: The Internet
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
wayne, didn't stop her turning up at mine tonight! Fortunately, I was still at work so she called me to tell me she'd dropped my fancy dress costume off from Haloween last year incase I needed it this year!! 
She called you to ask if you needed last years Halloween outfit? Jesus fella, I hope you were sharp enough to say 'Eh? We aren't together anymore, I don't even have your picture in my wallet now so no longer shit myself when I open it!' 
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
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Originally posted by GF-91
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
wayne, didn't stop her turning up at mine tonight! Fortunately, I was still at work so she called me to tell me she'd dropped my fancy dress costume off from Haloween last year incase I needed it this year!!
I bet she has been sniffing it.
stunk like fags and by that I mean cigarettes not her 12 year old BF
Oh.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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I don't get paid to punch Shell unfortunately, so for the times when I'm not doing so, I'm here. Sitting on my arse doing hee haw eating pizza just now though.
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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Originally posted by Eck
I don't get paid to punch Shell unfortunately, so for the times when I'm not doing so, I'm here. Sitting on my arse doing hee haw eating pizza just now though.
Punching shell will pay itself off when she finally learns to have your breakfast made on time.
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Limecat
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Registered: 25th Jun 05
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Originally posted by Eck
I don't get paid to punch Shell unfortunately, so for the times when I'm not doing so, I'm here. Sitting on my arse doing hee haw eating pizza just now though.
Why not start a pay-per-view?
£10 here for a proper right hook then a stink raid.
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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Originally posted by Limecat
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Originally posted by LiVe LeE
wayne, didn't stop her turning up at mine tonight! Fortunately, I was still at work so she called me to tell me she'd dropped my fancy dress costume off from Haloween last year incase I needed it this year!!
She called you to ask if you needed last years Halloween outfit? Jesus fella, I hope you were sharp enough to say 'Eh? We aren't together anymore, I don't even have your picture in my wallet now so no longer shit myself when I open it!'
no she called to tell me she was at my house and had left it on the step!! And I sorted the picture in the wallet when I saw her last time by giving it back to her
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Originally posted by Limecat
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Originally posted by Eck
I don't get paid to punch Shell unfortunately, so for the times when I'm not doing so, I'm here. Sitting on my arse doing hee haw eating pizza just now though.
Why not start a pay-per-view?
£10 here for a proper right hook then a stink raid.
Sold to the man in the Metro. I'll set that up Tomorrow 
Gary, to get my breakfast, I'll need to make money before I then start throwing punches.
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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Fuck me I watch some shit on Youtube - The Ting Tings - Happy Birthday - Yo Gabba Gabba remix 
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GF-91
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Registered: 8th Jul 09
Location: Burnley!
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Originally posted by Eck
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Originally posted by Limecat
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Originally posted by Eck
I don't get paid to punch Shell unfortunately, so for the times when I'm not doing so, I'm here. Sitting on my arse doing hee haw eating pizza just now though.
Why not start a pay-per-view?
£10 here for a proper right hook then a stink raid.
Sold to the man in the Metro. I'll set that up Tomorrow
Gary, to get my breakfast, I'll need to make money before I then start throwing punches.
Throwing a punch is free, or have I misunderstood you?
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Archie
Organiser: Scotland
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Registered: 18th Dec 07
Location: South Ayrshire
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Sat in my mates bit, played some MW2, watched a film called Shank, soundtrack is good but didnt enjoy the film tbh.
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Shell
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Registered: 14th Oct 08
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Stunned.
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Originally posted by Shell
Stunned.
A donkey punch will have that effect. Did he Monkey Face you afterwards?
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