Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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Yeah fuck it, call me Captain Ahab.
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Yeah fuck it, call me Captain Ahab.
Captain whale hunter at his best 
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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How drunk am I allowed to be - not to put too finer point on it but I bumped into someone who I woke up next to a few weeks ago and I don't remember her looking like she did yesterday - not fat, just a complete Chav.
If I'm drunk enough I'll have a pop at anything or anyone tbhimo
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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as long as I can cover my eyes i'll f**k anything atm  dropping my standards
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bwbw
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Location: Glasgow
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That's why Doggystyle was invented.....
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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Originally posted by bwbw
That's why Doggystyle was invented.....
Doesn't make much difference in this case, its not her face thats the whole problem
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Originally posted by Conway563
One in the middle is nothing great IMO so no
That's the point of the D.U.F.F. on the right, make the centre one look prettier.
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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Yes, to both challenges.
In for a penny in for a pound.
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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I'd fuck the cabinet in the background.
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I'd fuck the cabinet in the background.
Hopefully there's a box of ashes from a dead grandparent in there to soak up the cosplatteral damage.
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willay
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Cabinet in the background, bed on the left and the bookcase on the right would all get the length
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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wheres sEth when you need him? he would shag the skinny one for a minute to get a whole night with the heffer.
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CorsAsh
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Could wipe it on the curtains as a grand finale.
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adiohead
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Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
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FPMSL adiohead!
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Tommy L
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Daniel_Corsa
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Registered: 21st Apr 04
Location: Wigton, Cumbria
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Question is would you?
Would you fuck it for a shot on a fit(ish) bird!
Not marry it just fill her full of spunk and run!
Ermmm probably still no!
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Tom G
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Location: Cheshire
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Its a closed eyes type of shag
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Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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I genuinely couldn't as much as i'd like to say I wood
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JM_16v
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Location: Essex Drives: GLC63S
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yes i would, gotta do some charity work sometimes
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Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
Question is would you?
Would you fuck it for a shot on a fit(ish) bird!
Not marry it just fill her full of spunk and run!
Ermmm probably still no!
filling her full of spunk could result in offspring, fuuuuuck thaaaaat for a laugh
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
Question is would you?
Would you fuck it for a shot on a fit(ish) bird!
Not marry it just fill her full of spunk and run!
Ermmm probably still no!
filling her full of spunk could result in offspring, fuuuuuck thaaaaat for a laugh
But he ran, sorted!
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Xs
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Registered: 12th Apr 02
Location: Lanarkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
Question is would you?
Would you fuck it for a shot on a fit(ish) bird!
Not marry it just fill her full of spunk and run!
Ermmm probably still no!
filling her full of spunk could result in offspring, fuuuuuck thaaaaat for a laugh
But he ran, sorted!
Exactly, not like she is going to give chase!
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Daniel_Corsa
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Registered: 21st Apr 04
Location: Wigton, Cumbria
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If she did give chase just nip past first fast food place and she'll forget why she was giving chase!
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Daniel_Corsa
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Registered: 21st Apr 04
Location: Wigton, Cumbria
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Why are they dressed for going out and she looks like she's dressed for a good nights sleep! Can't get in for insulting the ugly mirror!
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