SetH
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Do you promise not to make fun of my bouffant? [/quote
As long as you dont tell everyone about my small cock 
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JonnyJ
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Deal.
(Its bigger than mine anyway)
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Ben J
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I once fingered a virgin behind a scout hut and made her bleed. True story. Didn't notice she was bleeding until my hand started getting sticky. Got home and my hand looked like I'd murdered someone.
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Marc
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Did you lick your fingers?
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SetH
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ROFL @ ben 
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Steve
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imagine how sore it must have been after for her
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SetH
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Marc I still remember when you were such a sweet polite young man
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pow
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My ex didn't bleed the first time I went for her... so the second time I made sure she did
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Steve
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marcs a virgin IMO
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deano87
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Hilarious thread.
Pics SetH, pics.
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Joe
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Originally posted by SetH
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Originally posted by Joe
How old is Seth though? If she's 21+ she could be ok.
Anyone under that age will be a pain, no matter what Steve or Gary Glitter may tell you.
Im fucking old mate, check my registered date
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Ahh so she's 22, she will just be coming out the cunt stage I'd imagine.
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Steve
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...and into the rotten fanny stage
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Ian
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnDH-RXCptY
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Joe
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You gona part ex your young en in when her snatch gets rotten? Or take her for a free MOT and stand in the inspection area while she get's checked out?
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Steve
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il be too old then this is my last stab, got 8 years left before her vagina falls out
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
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McWillster
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
My ex didn't bleed the first time I went for her... so the second time I made sure she did
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnDH-RXCptY
This thread is too much!!
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SetH
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Hmmmmm she was pretty cool to be honest, came across as very mature for her age and has had quite a bit of life experience in terms of work and travelling. Steve you will be pleased to know she is not a uni idiot.
Very pretty in face but it dismays me to say that she was definitely an HNT. Although she was so pretty that if she were of PERT there would be a high chance that she would be an arsehole.
She does go to a gym however... hmmmm maybe could groom her, shes got potential. (Not that you should try and change anyone: ie make it slim and fit but GROOMING is potentially a new tactic)
If I see her again there might be something for the thread.
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Xs
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
il be too old then this is my last stab, got 8 years left before her vagina falls out
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
What kind of birds have you seen that every one of them 25+ has a fanny with the insides hanging out? 
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Ojc
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Hello people.
My name is Oliver and I am a male.
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Xs
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
il be too old then this is my last stab, got 8 years left before her vagina falls out
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
What kind of birds have you seen that every one of them 25+ has a fanny with the insides hanging out?
most of them your standards in fannys must be lower then mine
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Pablo
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smash it mate 
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a_j_mair
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Originally posted by Scotty C
20 years old, size 8 & D cups is a perfect combo IMO 
PICS
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by Xs
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
il be too old then this is my last stab, got 8 years left before her vagina falls out
[Edited on 13-12-2010 by Steve]
What kind of birds have you seen that every one of them 25+ has a fanny with the insides hanging out?
Lawrah?
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pow
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Minge like a badly packed kebab
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Eck
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I started seeing Shell when she was at the "cunt stage", but she was, and always has been far more mature than I am
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