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Gary
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13th Dec 10 at 23:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
hahahahaha


Seconded.
Hammer
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Merely a fat lip, he'll be right as rain.
Jamxe
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The ladies do love a scar..
CORSA NUT
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Fucking Road Rash!!! YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

Remember the black stealth bike that was like a million $$$$
Aerox-lad
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i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way
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Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?
Daveskater
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14th Dec 10 at 08:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
One of the young chavs in the next village along came off his bike when he had his helmet on but not strapped up. Paralysed from the neck down for the rest of his life now.

[Edited on 14-12-2010 by Daveskater]

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
Ojc
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He looks fine now, just doesn't have front teeth
nathy_87
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All I want for christmas is.....
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
All I want for christmas is.....



a shitty toyota aygo?
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?

Russ
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14th Dec 10 at 12:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?

SetH
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14th Dec 10 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?



Beato
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14th Dec 10 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?


Thats what I thought. I did call my mum a dildo once when I was young not knowing what one was
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Beato
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?


Thats what I thought. I did call my mum a dildo once when I was young not knowing what one was
I called my eldest sister Jam Rag at the dinner table once, didnt go down well
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14th Dec 10 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?
Jamie Walby
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I purchased a half scale Valentino Rossi helmet last year and it fitted on my cats head perfectly. True Story.
SVM 286
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Pictures! For the love of Christ... PICTURES!!!

Valentino Pussi
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14th Dec 10 at 15:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Eck
quote:
Originally posted by Aerox-lad
i never once rode my ped without a lid as this i knew might be the outcome. only came off once. clipped a kerb and superman'd over the bike and nailed the deck. struggled to scramble up only to find some VIBRATOR in a saxo beeping for me to get out the way


I had to quote this to see if it was a filter, but did you really just call someone a vibrator?
Thats what happens when you type 'Andrew'
Aerox-lad
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14th Dec 10 at 16:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stuck up cun* = vibrator
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Pictures! For the love of Christ... PICTURES!!!

Valentino Pussi


on a memory card at home somewhere. Might prove tricky though, since I did it he hardly comes near me
SVM 286
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14th Dec 10 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Does he meeow in a funny accent now and does he rub his knee on the ground when he goes round corners?
Jamie Walby
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He does this strange crouch before he gets on any of my 1/12 scale Rossi bikes.....

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