Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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i'm losing this as i type tbh
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harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
Yeah dig it out Laura, I remember replying in it
I think I replied too
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RichR
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Registered: 17th Oct 01
Location: Waterhouses, Staffordshire
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I can do this; I have done this - think the record was about 100days; hence being called blue balls in my local.
I'd see your challenge and raise it but 2011 is a good year and I only do it when I get dumped
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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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I save my spunk in little containers then use it for bukkake on a bird... awesomes.
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
I save my spunk in little containers then use it for bukkake on a bird... awesomes.
Normally i'd know this was a joke but with Seth posting it, i'm inclined to believe he's do it
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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As for not wanking....WHY?
I get to shag the wife as often as I want but I still fap.
Why would you want to deprive yourself. It can't be good for you.
[Edited on 11-01-2011 by Ben J]
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I went for a week once when I was on holiday. But then a warm shower made me...well.
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Breast of corn fed chicken, roast garlic mash, glazed carrots and chorizo and red wine jus
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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quote: Originally posted by Archie
I cant sleep unless i've knocked one out.
I also quite like to start my day by pulling my pud.
ditto
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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think the most i've been was about 7 days when i was 14 in cornwall on a camping holiday
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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I said why I'm doing it... there is no reason other than to see if it's possible tbh.
Plus I'm bored with porn, recently moved on to dwarfs and horses, I feel there's no where else to take it.
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SportBoy
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Retford, Nottinghamshire
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time for a woman.
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chrisritch
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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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quote: Originally posted by Ben J
As for not wanking....WHY?
I get to shag the wife as often as I want but I still fap.
Why would you want to deprive yourself. It can't be good for you.
[Edited on 11-01-2011 by Ben J]
Just the wife?
sorry mate
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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One month done! Started thinking about it a bit recently I must say lol... only eleven more to go not having sex or anything else during this either btw. Where's my wet dream.
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BluKoo
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Registered: 8th Apr 02
Location: Stonehaven (Scotland)
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quote: Originally posted by kz
One month done! Started thinking about it a bit recently I must say lol... only eleven more to go not having sex or anything else during this either btw. Where's my wet dream.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Is your dick broken and you're just trying to hide the fact?
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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So if a fit girl comes on to you and wants to get jiggy with it your gona turn her down? Ridiculous idea, I cannot comprehend this.
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ashleh
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Registered: 23rd Dec 08
Location: Nottingham
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quote: Originally posted by Joe
So if a fit girl comes on to you and wants to get jiggy with it your gona turn her down? Ridiculous idea, I cannot comprehend this.
[Edited on 01-02-2011 by ashleh]
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emicen
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Registered: 26th Jul 10
Location: Glasgow
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Fair play but don't see why you would deprive yourself tbh.
I managed 10 days a couple years back (away skiing and sharing a room so no option). Got bored driving back through northern France on the deserted autoroute and the call of male nature got answered.
Viz Top Tip: when driving though boring old Europe, always keep a clean set of ski socks within reach and some rudey pics on your phone
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chrisritch
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Registered: 2nd Sep 08
Location: Northants Drives: V40
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your balls will explode at a really inappropriate time
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Gerrards Cross Drives: Porsche 911
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I failed on jan 1st
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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Are you a virgin? I think so.
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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quote: Originally posted by Joe
So if a fit girl comes on to you and wants to get jiggy with it your gona turn her down? Ridiculous idea, I cannot comprehend this.
I'm not a complete idiot... if the situation arises I'd hit it no hesitation.
It makes me feel strooong
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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So basically you can't get laid and this is an excuse...
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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I remember going on a lads hiday to the Lakes when I was about 16 and not having wank all week. First wank I had after that was the best of my life lol
[Edited on 02-02-2011 by Ben J]
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xa0s
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Registered: 4th Mar 08
Location: Dartford, Kent Car: Turbo'd Fabia vRS
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I'm confused by this, do you mean sex completely or just wanking? If it's just the latter then that's easy surely... If it's both then why the fuck would you want to?
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