adiohead
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by adiohead
When you've done a stinky poo in her toilet, imo
I don't fart in her prescence but I did this the other day 
Now you are ready to become a man my son.
Next time you feel that bum pressure let rip as strong and as loud as you can. If she gets a tear in her eye from the stench then you will marry this lady x
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Root
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Originally posted by adiohead
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Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by adiohead
When you've done a stinky poo in her toilet, imo
I don't fart in her prescence but I did this the other day
Now you are ready to become a man my son.
Next time you feel that bum pressure let rip as strong and as loud as you can. If she gets a tear in her eye from the stench then you will marry this lady x
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Simon
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The gentlemen have turned up now
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Scotty C
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If in bed, my misses will stick her ass in my crotch and let rip 
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Joe
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Never. My mate happily does it in front of his bird, seems a bit wrong to me. But they talk about shitting and stuff also, girls don't poo.
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Root
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Originally posted by Scotty C
If in bed, my misses will stick her ass in my crotch and let rip
Next time she does that, stick your dick in her ass
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pow
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Kirsty and I used to do it all the time
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SetH
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Fuck No its disgusting.
I wouldn't want a Bird that acts like a working class bloke farting and laughing about it every 5 minutes either.
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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no, i only fart infront of mates if i cant hold it,
one should go to the water closet to pass wind
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Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
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come off it, the diet of the girls you go after means they must be releasing gas in competition with actual heifers
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flybikeslee
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i fart in her face, she farts in my face, poo humour is funny
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alan-g-w
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Originally posted by Joe
Never. My mate happily does it in front of his bird, seems a bit wrong to me. But they talk about shitting and stuff also, girls don't poo.
Correct, the poo fairy takes care of such matters.
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Robo C20Let
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i farted when the gf was giving me a blow job. she carried on without a care she is defo a keeper
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Andy Stocker
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Not yet. I'll make an excuse and leave the room, though I have farted a few times in my sleep and woke myself up and thought she must of heard it, but apparently it never has thus far
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Root
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Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i farted when the gf was giving me a blow job. she carried on without a care she is defo a keeper
definitely
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P1CK4D
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Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i farted when the gf was giving me a blow job. she carried on without a care she is defo a keeper
You need to put a ring on her finger asap. Win!
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SteveW
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i do all the time.. its a bit like "earmuffs" in Old School.
She just holds her nose a while
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Root
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
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Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i farted when the gf was giving me a blow job. she carried on without a care she is defo a keeper
You need to put a ring on her finger asap. Win!
so true if she can still keep her head down there, sucking your dick without flinching when getting a face full of chemical warfare...that is so win
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taylorboosh
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Why not? Its natural
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Andrew
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Originally posted by Sam
I think it's safe to say everyone - both men and women - fart in the presence of one's significant other!
I'm with Sam here, it's natural 
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Matt L
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I never have.
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Cavey
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Yup, as loud as possible most of the time
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ajscorsa
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my ex used to fart in front of me all the time stinky bitch lol. She even farted in front of my parents once. she was quite posh as well lol.
my new mrs i hold it in, but ive only been seeing her a month ish, ill drop one as a tester some time next week see if a can get away with it
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Ronson
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quote:
Originally posted by Root
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
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Originally posted by Robo C20Let
i farted when the gf was giving me a blow job. she carried on without a care she is defo a keeper
You need to put a ring on her finger asap. Win!
so true if she can still keep her head down there, sucking your dick without flinching when getting a face full of chemical warfare...that is so win
What he said lol I would never let he go.
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Eck
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I fart in front of Shell all the time And frequently stink her entire house out when I hit the pan.
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