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pow
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1st Apr 11 at 08:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It's the BMW M3 Royal Edition this year I think
alan-g-w
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'Steve is in an adult relationship'

Well in mate, best one ever

[Edited on 01-04-2011 by alan-g-w]
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
It's the BMW M3 Royal Edition this year I think


http://bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/about/news/0,,1156__181263000_bs-TQ==@sit-bmwuk,00.html
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I'm actually really glad in this day and age that BMW have a sence of humot
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Pauline.yorlegg@bmw.co.uk

FLOL
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From Facebook:

Mark Crisp (Seth)
Got fucked in the ass last night, it was good.

Anyone think this is April Fools or the truth?
mwg
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I just heard an awful one. Something to do with Wayne Rooney releasing his own range of fruit. fROOt.
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
Pauline.yorlegg@bmw.co.uk

FLOL


and Joe Kerr
AlunJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Doug
From Facebook:

Mark Crisp (Seth)
Got fucked in the ass last night, it was good.

Anyone think this is April Fools or the truth?


Knowing seth it's probably true
youngsezer
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i posted up on facebook that i wrote my car off, swerving a badger then eventually i'm gonna post a pic up of a man in a badger suit, thought that was quite good for me
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My girlfriend put my clock on my iphone forwards and hour so I would get up early and go to work for 7.30 instead of 8.30... Instead cause the iphone alarm/clock get messed up with time changes my alarm never went off and I was 2 hours late.
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My girlfriend put my clock on my iphone forwards and hour so I would get up early and go to work for 7.30 instead of 8.30... Instead cause the iphone alarm/clock get messed up with time changes my alarm never went off and I was 2 hours late.




I'd punch her
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i gave my mate the keys to my car last night and he moved it early this morning and left a bit of glass where the car was!!

after a fake call to the police i brought the car back an hour later
Simon
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Do you mean you moved it this morning?
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My girlfriend put my clock on my iphone forwards and hour so I would get up early and go to work for 7.30 instead of 8.30... Instead cause the iphone alarm/clock get messed up with time changes my alarm never went off and I was 2 hours late.


FYL
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i convinced a few mates that i had found a dead mouse in my beer can this morning
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youngsezer
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how did you pull that off?
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My girlfriend is due to have her baby in 4 weeks she decided to tell everyone and post on fb she had baby this morning... my mum went mental when we said April fools..
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how did you pull that off?



i have no ide but it worked lol, apart from a few people off here saying check todays date people
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I remember one year CS login page was transformed into a saxo forum frontpage.
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yeah i had that on facebook someone put check the calander, spoiled it all
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salt in the sugar at the work canteen nothing to do with April fools more to do with i work with cunts
alan-g-w
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Originally posted by morpheus22
quote:
Originally posted by youngsezer
how did you pull that off?



i have no ide but it worked lol, apart from a few people off here saying check todays date people


I think he means where did you pick up a dead mouse from

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