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Steve

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14th Apr 11 at 14:16

had an involuntary erection once in history class, no bother was happily there in my pants hidden under the desk, but right at that point in time the teacher asked me to get up and turn the lights off, i had to stumble across the room, half pretending to tie my shoe lace, i must have looked like a right spastic, better then the young girl in the front row seeing my meat sticking out though, that would have scarred her for life

SetH

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14th Apr 11 at 14:18

you got an hardon in a class room full of kids? So you have been a pedo for quite a while then?

SICK

Steve

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14th Apr 11 at 14:18

i was the same age at the time

SetH

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14th Apr 11 at 14:23

But you were still a Pedo Bear, and have remained as such to this very day.

Does your teenage girlfriend squeak? Can I watch on Skype please?

spencer88

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14th Apr 11 at 14:23

People using phones in meetings are not worth working with IMO.

Steve

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14th Apr 11 at 14:24

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
But you were still a Pedo Bear, and have remained as such to this very day.

Does your teenage girlfriend squeak? Can I watch on Skype please?

no, i ensure i use WD40

3CorsaMeal

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14th Apr 11 at 14:24

i liked it when your foreskin would fall open and you had to try and close it through your pocket

SetH

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14th Apr 11 at 14:25

I have no foreskin I am off JEW.

3CorsaMeal

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14th Apr 11 at 14:26

i play with mine loads

SetH

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14th Apr 11 at 14:27

Nail it to your spoiler that goes up and down at variable speeds.

3CorsaMeal

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14th Apr 11 at 14:28

Rends R-1 with the A-10 Cyclone for that

Andy Stocker

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14th Apr 11 at 14:45

I once got one before a swimming race. No hiding that one

Steve

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14th Apr 11 at 14:46

pics

Andy Stocker

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14th Apr 11 at 14:47

I'll show you in Germania if you like?

Steve

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14th Apr 11 at 14:48

thx

Andy Stocker

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14th Apr 11 at 14:49

Np m8 of m8's

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14th Apr 11 at 14:53

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
As regarding to the thread title.

To set the scene, i'm sat in Blackpool in on a meeting of a company merge, with 2 friends, theres around 8 people around the table.

Texting is a bad one for me. Usually somebody texts saying "What you up to" or something similar. Anyway once... I text back, saying "sat opposite someone who is clearly wearing a wig". The text convo furthers "Pics". I'm then sat there trying to take a pic of the beast, and BOOOOOM it wasn't on silent. Everybody sits there looking at me. Clearly no explanation for what I was doing, so I just come out with it. "I was trying to get a picture of this mans wig, i'm not going to lie."
Nobody replied, the bloke just sat there looking at me saying WHY with his eyes.

Thats quality! What was your role / why were you at the meeting?

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14th Apr 11 at 14:54

Also why wasnt this MMS shared at the start of the thread?

Simon

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14th Apr 11 at 14:54

Whittie is Del Boy

pow

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14th Apr 11 at 15:35

quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
People using phones in meetings are not worth working with IMO.

THIS.

Plum juice = the juice that comes out of the fruit you dirty cunts

Phillips_91

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14th Apr 11 at 15:52

quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
As regarding to the thread title.

To set the scene, i'm sat in Blackpool in on a meeting of a company merge, with 2 friends, theres around 8 people around the table.

Texting is a bad one for me. Usually somebody texts saying "What you up to" or something similar. Anyway once... I text back, saying "sat opposite someone who is clearly wearing a wig". The text convo furthers "Pics". I'm then sat there trying to take a pic of the beast, and BOOOOOM it wasn't on silent. Everybody sits there looking at me. Clearly no explanation for what I was doing, so I just come out with it. "I was trying to get a picture of this mans wig, i'm not going to lie."
Nobody replied, the bloke just sat there looking at me saying WHY with his eyes.

i just actualled loled!

i usually get it one when doing deliveries for the takeaway, driving round, mind starts to wander then you've got to knock on someones door hoping they dont notice

s4k1b

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14th Apr 11 at 15:58

have u ever delivered to a hottie, home alone, wanting to see it

Ben J

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14th Apr 11 at 15:58

I once got a blowjob during an appraisal meeting with one of my staff.

True story.

[Edited on 14-04-2011 by Ben J]

Phillips_91

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14th Apr 11 at 16:37

quote:
Originally posted by s4k1b
have u ever delivered to a hottie, home alone, wanting to see it

delivered to a fair few hotties, alas i have never been invited in yet

richc

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14th Apr 11 at 16:40

quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
I once got a blowjob during an appraisal meeting with one of my staff.

True story.

[Edited on 14-04-2011 by Ben J]

Thats something you would read in the back of the daily star.

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