Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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i was born on Easter Sunday, so i'm like a poor mans jesus
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spencer88
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Location: cornwall
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Don't lower yourself to his standards Russ!
He is that useless he can't even hold a malteser in his hands!
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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what makes you think i can, i am the clumsiest person alive
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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But I bet you don't have holes in your hands!
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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Spence that sucks. You should come here. We will throw you a party to remember! We practiced last weekend. Then I can give you your pressie
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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Actual LOL!
I am looking at going to Norfolk early next year actually! May make it around my birthday time now!
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emicen
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Registered: 26th Jul 10
Location: Glasgow
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Morning
I appear to have developed the ability to sleep through my alarm
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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Woop
I will show you the sights
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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Chebs?
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Russ
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Location: Armchair
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SR91
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Registered: 21st Jun 08
Location: Lancashire.
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Cracking day already sun is shining, might sunbathe before I start work
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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Morning.
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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hi ben jackson
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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Morning
quote: Originally posted by spencer88
Morning, also I thought we agreed the morning thread did not start until half past five?
The ancient unwritten rules of the Corsa Sport Morning Thread say that the earliest a morning thread is allowed to start is 5am. Ask Willay if you don't believe me.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Russ
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Dayv speeks tha troof
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
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quote: Originally posted by spencer88
I reckon your secret lover would love pics of your fiance naked.
Bad idea tbh, because then the secret lover will see what they're up against and will have to admit they can never measure up to the horse-like additional leg of Mr Russ, which may cause them to enter into a downward spiral of self doubt and eventually lead them on to manic depression until they sink to the very bottom and then it'll be exactly like the "Milk was a bad choice" scene from Anchorman.
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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quote: Originally posted by emicen
Morning
I appear to have developed the ability to sleep through my alarm
Tell me about it Worse skill ever tbh.
Had my alarm set for 7am when I was in college - alarm plays the radio very loud for 2 hours. Managed to sleep through it and wake up at 12:15 when I was supposed to be in college for 9
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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quote: Originally posted by spencer88
Chebs?
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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quote: Originally posted by Russ
Dayv speeks tha troof
+1
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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quote: Originally posted by Daveskater in yesterday's Morning thread
quote: Originally posted by Russ
making up things for my NVQ evidence is fun
Stop, you're making Ben J cry
Minor correction there - mixed up my Bens
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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quote: Originally posted by Daveskater
quote: Originally posted by spencer88
I reckon your secret lover would love pics of your fiance naked.
Bad idea tbh, because then the secret lover will see what they're up against and will have to admit they can never measure up to the horse-like additional leg of Mr Russ, which may cause them to enter into a downward spiral of self doubt and eventually lead them on to manic depression until they sink to the very bottom and then it'll be exactly like the "Milk was a bad choice" scene from Anchorman.
Or it becomes apparent that the lover then fancies the fiance more than the lady in question.
From this spouts a new love affair for th men now known as tri-pod and from this beautiful relationship will come loved, well cared for children.
Or just good bum sex.
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Kerry
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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im leaving
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spencer88
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Registered: 6th Oct 08
Location: cornwall
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Please leave cheb pictures on the bed side table.
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Matt L
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morning
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Morning e-people
Got my third cold of the year, rock on.
How is everyone?
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