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Adam_B

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9th Apr 03 at 00:20

Yeah but i havent thought of the punch line yet

essexracer

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9th Apr 03 at 00:24

let her shag me ollie! i only live down the road from u so it will be easy!

send me a pic of her in a thong aswell plz!

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9th Apr 03 at 00:24

dont think that has a punch line unless u can video urself hitting urself with a frying pan with a huge board saying DOH!

Adam_B

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9th Apr 03 at 00:25

quote:
Originally posted by LoudandSlow
he might not know, might be getting ready for his first g/f and dont wanna be un-prepared

Its not my fault cat deely dont feel the same way i do about her

LoudandProud

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9th Apr 03 at 00:26

i dont think many girls do

LoudandProud

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9th Apr 03 at 00:26

Adam_B

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9th Apr 03 at 00:27

No but seriously (hmm) get her to lie on the bed then whilst fingering her stick ur thumb up her ass. Its a winner everytime !

LoudandProud

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9th Apr 03 at 00:29

nah my bird dont like the word arse let alone that id get a broken nose

and i like my face the way it is

Munchie

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9th Apr 03 at 00:31

then get ure thumb from her arse and lick da chocolate

Adam_B

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9th Apr 03 at 00:32

I think ive just realised why i dont have a gf

LoudandProud

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9th Apr 03 at 00:38

wish i had a pic of a light bulb to go over ur head now

cant be arsed nice to see some personal growth on here

keep it up!

Adam_B

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9th Apr 03 at 00:40

BigSte

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9th Apr 03 at 07:00

U postin dat pic of her up or wot

[Edited on 09-04-2003 by BigSte]

Demo

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9th Apr 03 at 07:29

get that pic up here for a start.
then stick her e-mail on an escort service website and stick her up in the personal ads in the local rag so she gets loads of weirdos phoning her.
then shaft her sister and grandmother all in the same sitting and send her a nice pic

Mr Whippy

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9th Apr 03 at 10:34

Adam B-

The reason you dont have a g/f is because you are pig ugly, no I mean it you seriously are a very ugly guy. Get some plastic surgery a55hole

3CorsaMeal

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9th Apr 03 at 10:36

throw acid in her face so she is deformed for life!

Adam_B

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9th Apr 03 at 10:52

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
Adam B-

The reason you dont have a g/f is because you are pig ugly, no I mean it you seriously are a very ugly guy. Get some plastic surgery a55hole

laffin at u mate, not with u.

Super_si

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9th Apr 03 at 10:53

that is a quality answer

MarkM

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9th Apr 03 at 10:53

No u look cool with your shades on adam!

Super_si

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9th Apr 03 at 10:54

That just made me piss myself for days

3CorsaMeal

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9th Apr 03 at 10:55

dude!

MarkM

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9th Apr 03 at 10:55

dont like them...and your hair looks silly IMO...

MarkM

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9th Apr 03 at 10:56

DUDE...........wheres my car!!!

Brett

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9th Apr 03 at 10:56

GTF

Super_si

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9th Apr 03 at 10:56

i nearly wet my self, its that funny

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