MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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screw his tool box to the floor if he takes his tools home.
crush stink bombs into his work boots
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Bonney
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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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Shaving foam in his coat pocket?
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Dave
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Registered: 26th Feb 01
Location: Lancs
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Use your imagination. The sneakier ones are the best.
Working on building sites for 10+years we've done all sorts of stuff. Screwed toolboxes to the van floor, glued the lids shut with gripfill, expanding foam in boots, scratching cock and balls into hard hats, locking people in portaloos (gaffer tape is excellent for this), masking tape over the van reg plate etc. One christmas we screwed the youngest apprentice to a sheet of plywood, stood him up in the corner of the workshop and lobbed wet sponges/towels at him before we went to the pub. Takes a long time to dry in December.
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Weld his toolbox up?
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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Does he have a missus? if so put some female underwear in his bag/pocket
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l15ter
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Registered: 1st Feb 08
Location: Berkshire
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zip tie his min polo's together
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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i like putting bolts in other peoples pockets/bags.
funny when they get home and empty their pockets or put them in the washing machine.
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harrybanks
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Registered: 30th May 08
Location: Basingstoke
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Get a months worth of little white bits from a hole punch and put them in the air vents of his car or a car you know he is going to be working on, set the fan to face vents and maximum speed, hide and watch 
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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Timing is key with stuff like this. Friday afternoon is normally a good one when everyone is in "weekend mode"
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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He sounds like someone that would do you for workplace bullying tbh.
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Ant B
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Registered: 4th Jan 09
Location: Woodford Halse, Northamptonshire
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water bombs in boots
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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quote:
Originally posted by Mike GSi
Does he have a missus? if so put some female underwear in his bag/pocket
Lol yea just break up his marriage
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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That's the least I feel like doing tbh.
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ramboreynolds
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Registered: 17th May 10
Location: Weston-super-Mare, North Somerset
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kidnap him and leave him for dead??? :S
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csweatherston
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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
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Our last apprentice we ziptied him to a scaffold tube, then lefted him up on a 4post ramp.
Funny untill he fell.
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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We had a new guy in that was annoying as fuck....so we killed his parents so he had nowhere to live and was made homeless....It was hilarious, his face was a picture.
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
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Before i started at my new place, i heard of a story about there apprentice who was a right cheeky fucker.
They locked him in an overall locker, and decided to tack it shut.
A few seconds later he was screaming and shouting and going mental. Luckily they had everything to hand to cut it open again. When they did, they discovered the weld had caught light to the pain on the inside of the door, and was filling it with smoke.
Could have killed him :/
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
Location: Glasgow
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Tools out of his toolbox
Place toolbox on a metal bench
Drill through toolbox and bench, put about 20 pop rivets through it
Fill his toolbox back up with his tools
Sweep the floor and empty the shit into his box.
Lock said box with a spare padlock.
Of course you could replace pop rivets with m6 bolts then just weld the nut in place.
What's the guy done to deserve this shit in particular?
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
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By the way lads remember that workshop wind ups can be deadly, who remembers that thread where the guy was moaning about getting a prank played on him?
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Dan
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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
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Hes a moaning old cunt. Tries to drop everyone in the shit every day.
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SteveoBC
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Registered: 22nd Feb 07
Location: Bucks
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worst work prank i heard of was the place where they had big bottles of coke in the fridge for all the work staff everyone was supposed to fill up glass or cups from the big bottles in their fridge, one bloke kept drinking from the bottle
obviously one bloke got the arse with his backwash so spiked it with anti-freeze expecting him to taste it and spit it out instantly to teach him a lesson
said victim didnt taste the anti-freeze, necked it and subsequently went blind
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alan-g-w
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Registered: 9th Nov 07
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Honest to god, my dad was saying about the same thing happening when he was a boy - only someone kept drinking out of someone elses bottle just being an arsehole. Cue this guy drinking a bit of his own, then filling it up to the brim with piss. Comes into the houf at lunch to find that the thing has a couple of fingers out of it, stands up and goes 'Aye, ye've drank pish ya cheeky fuckin wanker' to everyone in the room since no-one knows who it is 
[Edited on 22-05-2011 by alan-g-w]
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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a couple of fingers?
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pow
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Registered: 11th Sep 06
Location: Hazlemere, Buckinghamshire
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Scotish speak
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gez bay
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Registered: 14th Feb 08
Location: South Wales drives: Vxr
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dont know why, but this thread reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTnGZ37sZqM
first couple are the best
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