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Matt L
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25th May 11 at 07:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just waking up ftw

my bmi is either 18 or 22 depends how tall i am as i can rememnber what the nurse said the other day
spencer88
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25th May 11 at 07:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
weirdo


Its extra work I like though.
Kerry
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25th May 11 at 07:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
matt u skinny bean!
Conway563
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25th May 11 at 07:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
According to an internet calculator my BMI is 22.9
BMI is generally bollocks though

[Edited on 25-05-2011 by Conway563]
Fro
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25th May 11 at 07:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gutten Morgen
pow
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25th May 11 at 08:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Today = FAIL.

Lost sunglasses, forgotten wallet, lunch at 1pm
Conway563
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At least the ash cloud is disappearing for you though Pow
Russ
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25th May 11 at 08:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lady at work has rats in her house. bit her and her husband when they were in bed
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25th May 11 at 08:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Working from home this nice sunny day....

thinking what time to skive off...
Conway563
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25th May 11 at 08:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In work for an hour, figure I've done enough work as I'm not taking on anything new
Think I'm going to sit and listen to the radio for the next 2 hours
spencer88
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25th May 11 at 08:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My BMI= 22.5.
Russ
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25th May 11 at 08:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i've done work this morning, honest
emicen
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25th May 11 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Jump in the BMW. Ignition on. "Beep!"

Tyre pressure warning again. Hmmm. Only blew them up on Monday. Couldn't see any nails but that's not good.

Drive to garage, 50p, fifty fucking pence to blow up tyres Hmmm. Can hear the air hissing out. Fuck. Nail.

Back to flat. Jump in Mini. Ignition on. "Beep!"

Tyre pressure warning. Are you having a fucking laugh?!

New rear tyres appear to have been fitted with the old valves and guessing they're leaking.

Drive to garage. Another FIFTY FUCKING PENCE. Blow them up.

Drive to work.

Morning shit interrupted by cleaner.

I hate Wednesdays
pow
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25th May 11 at 08:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That sucks

I got in the MiTo this morning, flicked the ignition - BEEP low fuel warning. FML

Ash clould is holding off though meaning FREE FUCKING HOUSE

[Edited on 25-05-2011 by pow]
Russ
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25th May 11 at 08:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i jumped on the bike this morning

no beep but i had not much fuel

drove to BP. filled up with 10.35 litres, reset my clock from 320km's back to 0

fml
emicen
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25th May 11 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i jumped on the bike this morning

no beep but i had not much fuel

drove to BP. filled up with 10.35 litres, reset my clock from 320km's back to 0

fml


120mpg?! Is your bike a diesel?
pow
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25th May 11 at 09:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I can't remember the last time I put fuel in the Alfa, like geniunely can't Must have been over two weeks ago.

Jude has bought me a large coffee
Russ
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25th May 11 at 09:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i make it around 90mpg :E
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
I can't remember the last time I put fuel in the Alfa, like geniunely can't Must have been over two weeks ago.

Jude has bought me a large coffee
date yet?
adiohead
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25th May 11 at 09:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sex yet?

Pow, do you have her number???

Send her a picture of your penis via mms

[Edited on 25-05-2011 by adiohead]
emicen
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i make it around 90mpg :E


Yup. Dunno why I divided the litres by a notional value of pence per litre to obtain the litres ( )

Just as well I'm not reviewing financials this morning. Oh, wait...
pow
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25th May 11 at 09:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Date is 1pm TODAY (if my Dad delivers me my wallet on time )
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25th May 11 at 09:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Date is 1pm TODAY (if my Dad delivers me my wallet on time )


Want me to pick it up? I can do 150mph
Russ
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25th May 11 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Date is 1pm TODAY (if my Dad delivers me my wallet on time )
whats her name, does it go well with dave
pow
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25th May 11 at 09:39   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes please, from home in Windsor (home), it's under the key rack in the kitchen and bring it to work in Amersham.

150MPH not neccessary.

Dad's giving me text updates on his progress back downthe A1M

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