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Maybe your farts stinking is some kind of sign that drinking that much is bad for you?
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adiohead
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Beer doesn't make your farts smell, it's probably the spicy food you're eating
i dont eat anything spicy, dont like it
and i never get hangovers unless im guzzling it.
ok, spicy food was a guess.
You mentioned that your diet was bad, what do you eat?
[Edited on 10-06-2011 by adiohead]
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ed
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Ale and bitter will make your farts stink. FACT.
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adiohead
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I really don't get stinky farts from drinking.
Maybe it's all the red meat you people eat
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Being a vegetarian is a lot like being religious. You make it up as you go along to see fit with your viewpoints, it's nothing to be proud of and should be kept private.
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adiohead
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ed
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 Glad that got taken the right way
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Ben G
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yes my farts do stink after i've had a drink (cider) but it's mostly if i eat my food too fast that i get proper drain farts.
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Originally posted by adiohead
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Originally posted by Ronson
I get a "bouncing sore head" after, I shit you not, 1 can/pint of Stella.
Stella is, so far, the only thing that does this to me, oh it also turns my shit into liquid after 1 can/pint, actual liquid shits like I'm pissing out my arse!
if this is true then you probably have some underlying problem causing this.
One can of lager shouldn't make you shit liquid
As I said, its only stella that does it, I usually drink fosters or tyskie (depending on how much money I have) at home or at the pub and it doesn't do this to me, even vodka/whiskey/jager/ mixture of them 3 + fosters in one jar doesn't make my shit go liquid.
Well not until the morning after
[Edited on 10-06-2011 by Ronson]
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Of course 1 can of lager can make you shit water 
If you've got a wheat intolerance a slice of bread could do the same.
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Originally posted by Hammer
Of course 1 can of lager can make you shit water
If you've got a wheat intolerance a slice of bread could do the same.
I<3 bread and bread doesn't make my shit go liquid, and I never said I shit water you twit, I said my shit goes like water.
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My pee also smells like corned beef after i eat that.
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Hammer
Of course 1 can of lager can make you shit water
If you've got a wheat intolerance a slice of bread could do the same.
I<3 bread and bread doesn't make my shit go liquid, and I never said I shit water you twit, I said my shit goes like water.
I was standing up for you but no bother.
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Hammer
Of course 1 can of lager can make you shit water
If you've got a wheat intolerance a slice of bread could do the same.
I<3 bread and bread doesn't make my shit go liquid, and I never said I shit water you twit, I said my shit goes like water.
I was standing up for you but no bother.
My penis stands up for you
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i actually reckon its a dead rat up your arse, quite common, i would check for one at least before discounting it.
best way is to put a live cat up there
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adiohead
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Hammer
Of course 1 can of lager can make you shit water
If you've got a wheat intolerance a slice of bread could do the same.
I<3 bread and bread doesn't make my shit go liquid, and I never said I shit water you twit, I said my shit goes like water.
I was standing up for you but no bother.
My penis stands up for you
ok, so you aren't wheat intolerant but 1 can of Stella turns your shit to liquid, and other lagers (with probably the same ingredients) don't do the same.
Maybe contact Stella and ask them what their ingredients list is. You must be intolerant to something in it.
Or did you eat something else when your shit turned to liquid that caused this? Like dairy?
Have you ever had a rectal exam?
[Edited on 10-06-2011 by adiohead]
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Stella is 100% wife beater.
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Originally posted by adiohead
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by Ronson
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Originally posted by Hammer
Of course 1 can of lager can make you shit water
If you've got a wheat intolerance a slice of bread could do the same.
I<3 bread and bread doesn't make my shit go liquid, and I never said I shit water you twit, I said my shit goes like water.
I was standing up for you but no bother.
My penis stands up for you
ok, so you aren't wheat intolerant but 1 can of Stella turns your shit to liquid, and other lagers (with probably the same ingredients) don't do the same.
Maybe contact Stella and ask them what their ingredients list is. You must be intolerant to something in it.
Or did you eat something else when your shit turned to liquid that caused this? Like dairy?
Have you ever had a rectal exam?
[Edited on 10-06-2011 by adiohead]
I'm not intolerant to any wheat/barley/dairy etc, obviously there is something in it that does it, but I don't care what it is as I don't like it anyway so I don't drink it, there are much better drinks out there.
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Stella is pretty nasty stuff - it's full of chemicals that our bodies don't like. If you drink the the same quantity of real ale, like Bishop's Finger you don't wake up feeling so bad because it's proper beer. It still makes you fart, but it doesn't ruin your insides.
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Can't beat the cider farts, The ones that make your cheeks wobble and give the smell of death!
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adiohead
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Originally posted by gardenspoon
Stella is pretty nasty stuff - it's full of chemicals that our bodies don't like. If you drink the the same quantity of real ale, like Bishop's Finger you don't wake up feeling so bad because it's proper beer. It still makes you fart, but it doesn't ruin your insides.
What chemicals?
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adiohead
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Originally posted by Ronson
I'm not intolerant to any wheat/barley/dairy etc, obviously there is something in it that does it, but I don't care what it is as I don't like it anyway so I don't drink it, there are much better drinks out there.
Have you been to an allergy clinic?
There aren't many ingredients to Stella.
The main one is Bohemian Saas hops. Maybe it's them
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