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Nath
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Kick her in the cunt.


Sooo glad I'm not with you anymore


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I honestly have no dramas in my life when I don't have a girlfriend. No sex either though so gotta put yourself through all the shit sometimes to get it


I would say hookers but then you end up spending more money? But you could argue this comes with a GF anyway. Oh i dunno, Fleshlights for all.
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I honestly have no dramas in my life when I don't have a girlfriend. No sex either though so gotta put yourself through all the shit sometimes to get it


I would say hookers but then you end up spending more money? But you could argue this comes with a GF anyway. Oh i dunno, Fleshlights for all.


Mine got fucked up when I put it in the dishwasher

Fleshlight that is, not girlfriend
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I knew what you meant Nath. How could you put a GF in a GF?
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I knew what you meant Nath. How could you put a GF in a GF?


nice
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fleshlight in your girlfriend.

i think youre on to something there jonny
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Originally posted by Nath
Kick her in the cunt.


i second that.
failing that wake her up with a dick slap on the forehead
she wont know what hit her
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You seem to be suggesting Nath has a tiny penis.
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growing up springs to mind
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Hi Matt

Becky was less trouble than this






































Hi Matt
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Throw a fit at her while windmilling imo, failing that go smash her flower pots up.
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Hi Matt

Becky was less trouble than this






































Hi Matt


lol no no no becky this of been a weekly thing lol. Tbf this inly the second time in the 2 years shes done this lol just bloody annoying.

Tbf tho she was fine tonight with me.

If only you could do the things you do with a girl with your buddys [/ fammily guy reference]
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Get rid before you end up having kids with her.

Speaking from experience
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Women tbh mate. Fucking mental.

I dont know how they actually take such offense to such trival things. Sounds like shes on the week of death. [/quoted

Man speaks the truth!

Also follow Naths advice. CUNT PUNT! Thatll teach her who's boss.
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Females, pffftt! You Should of just text her back saying "whatever you want to do" just for a night off of the silent treatment :Lol:
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get jake to put her in a sleeper hold.
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I'd probably wait until you had a great day together and felt really close and in touch, make sure she's really content and in a great mood and look her straight in the eye and ask her to justify the dog reference.
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she sounds like a right cunt tbh
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Nath kicked lynny in the cunt
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In all honesty though yes its ultimately down to women's irrational behaviour but most of it is down to what you let them get away with from the start in terms of how much of a push over you are etc. You need to instil a fear from the very start that at any minute if she becomes hard work you are just going to leave. Another fine mistake and a route of this problem is showing far too much attention and acting too gay around them in the first place. Most of the time this happens when she is the dictator in the relationship. Unfortunately its probably too late to change.

You don't have to be a cunt either, just from time to time if you don't want to do something be authorative and say its not happening. You do sometime get headstrong girls, iv met them and it usually ends up in rows and doesn't last long. Women are crap in positions of power even in the workplace as managers, far to irrational.

[Edited on 28-08-2011 by Steve]
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Steve's in for a shock when his bird starts her periods.
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Periods are exempt have to accept they are a Twat then
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There is some truth in what you say though Steve tbh. I think you might be a bit too "far right" about it all however

Harsh when you have to be is my approach. In Matt's case she is being massively unreasonable so would take your "GTF woman" route.

Women are emotional creatures though so sometimes you have to cut them a bit of slack.
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There is some truth in what you say though Steve tbh. I think you might be a bit too "far right" about it all however

Harsh when you have to be is my approach. In Matt's case she is being massively unreasonable so would take your "GTF woman" route.

Women are emotional creatures though so sometimes you have to cut them a bit of slack.


tbf it is her week of being a lovely person so im blaming it on that like i say this is only the second time she has been like this in 2 years so she is normally lovely and not like this
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Steve has actually completely summed up my perception of a relationship. I've always done the typical gay thing for a while then when it eases off she starts getting stressed at the smallest things and ultimately we break up. My missus now I have spoken to her like crap sometimes admittedly but I've made sure we started how it was going to carry on, and 9months on we are as strong as ever and we're just both so down to earth together it's awesome

[Edited on 28-08-2011 by Graham88]

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