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fazza
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quote:
Originally posted by Ash_EP3
The worst thing by far is when they can't concentrate on the "job at hand" for example the bed knocking on the wall / squeaking or a noise in the next room etc... just shut up and enjoy it


I agree with that, however...

Missus come onto me whilst footy was on the other weekend and i kept glancing at the tv and generally killed the mood
Pip308
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3CorsaMeal
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Teethy blowjobs
John
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1st Oct 11 at 15:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Smoking is a massive turn off, if I see a tidy bird walking down the street and then see a fag it puts me right off.
LeeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Seany
hairy minges, hate when its like tyring to hack your way through a rain forest.



pulled a girl a while ago who had a huge bush but shaved a small patch off the top/front but left the flaps wild. as soon as i got my hand in that i lost my hard on and couldnt fuck her.
to save embarrassing her i didnt mention it again, she told all her mates i was nervous and couldnt get it up etc and this got back to my mates, so i told everyone
Hammer
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1st Oct 11 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Birds that drink pints.
LeeM
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Birds that drink pints.


its easier to spike a pint than a bottle of wkd
Pip308
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Teethy blowjobs


this
John
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Teethy blowjobs


Things have changed in the past 15 years.
Aaron
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1st Oct 11 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

When the girl wont shit on me.
Ste M
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
When the girl wont shit on me.


Ingham
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1st Oct 11 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Anything that isn't Megan Fox.
taylorboosh
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I fucking love bush because its differant
pow
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Ew a hairy minge.
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Teethy blowjobs

This. Or sucky blowjobs for that matter.

Once had a girl sucking on it like she was trying to steal gasoline and I got a hickey on the tip.
Not a great experience.


Tomnova16
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1st Oct 11 at 20:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The dog watching.


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
ashleh
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queefing
johnhara1
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Smoking and piss heads are a big turn off for me.

Those and foul mouths. I think there's nothing more unattractive than a woman using the word cunt etc. Dirty bedroom talk is a yes though

Not a fan of tattoos either.
All Torque
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Teeth like a tarmacer's rake
Fanny like a burst couch
Face like a robber's dog

etc
DanCobb
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
When the girl wont shit on me.




Shell
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2nd Oct 11 at 10:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Brad pitt sexy motherfuckers.
Long nails.
Moobs.
Guys with weeir balls than me (I.e, will happily let me walk all over them)

edit: walk over them, not walk over their balls, just for clarity

[Edited on 02-10-2011 by Shell]
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quote:
Originally posted by Shell
Brad pitt sexy motherfuckers.


Mike
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I've never had it myself but I've heard it's quite a turn off when they go for a shit half way through
Mike GSi
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Smoking.
Drugs.
Excessive Hair in any region.
A girl that thinks she is nicer than she is.
Bad odours also from any region.
Cellulite.
Excessive amounts or moles or large moles.

I'm not fussy
sc0ott
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I must admit its mainly the butch girls who are over 6ft that have big feet.

Butch girls are a no no. IE brendans sister from hollyoaks

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