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pow
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Never got the shagging in cars thing, did it once and didn't enjoy it!
Corsa_Sport21
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Few years ago, up at crail when the track used to run the opposite way.

Brothers old Nova SR, came off the 1/4 mile and on the return road, mate said do a handbrake turn ( was about 9 years ago).

I was like nah the handbrake dosn't work (or so i thought), so i proceeded to show him.Yanked it up, back wheels locked up, car spun around and went right through the fence.The fence wiring tore right through the wing/indicator and the wooden post smashed the windscreen.

[Edited on 03-10-2011 by Corsa_Sport21]
Toby
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It's about the risk I guess for me, I wouldn't like to start to deacribe some places I like to find this risk
BarnshaW
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driving into what i thought was an already dead rabbit in the road to impress a mate but it was a small boulder and breaking a lower arm and ruining a corsa gsi wheel
Gary
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by pow
Never got the shagging in cars thing, did it once and didn't enjoy it!


Really do worry about you sometimes
BarnshaW
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also driving through windsor town centre in full busy daytime with a fag on the go looking cool and dropping the fag under the seat causing an emergency evacuation out the car to find it in front of everyone
pow
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:34   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Make love sorta guy init
pow
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
also driving through windsor town centre in full busy daytime with a fag on the go looking cool and dropping the fag under the seat causing an emergency evacuation out the car to find it in front of everyone


Sean (my mate who lives down the road from me, drives the Black E36 328i? Likes making it go sideways) and I did once, right up the top my maccies. Fag out the window, straight back in, pull over, find fag has burnt hole in leather seat... he was tamping.
BarnshaW
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

being pulled over by police and them asking to see a copy of my drivers licence and a photo of jake loxham on the beach from 1999 falling out
AlunJ
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by pow
Never got the shagging in cars thing, did it once and didn't enjoy it!


most I got was a bj in the car park of this like woodland park near my ex's college, was quite on edge when a family walked past was rather exciting mind
AlunJ
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
also driving through windsor town centre in full busy daytime with a fag on the go looking cool and dropping the fag under the seat causing an emergency evacuation out the car to find it in front of everyone


Sean (my mate who lives down the road from me, drives the Black E36 328i? Likes making it go sideways) and I did once, right up the top my maccies. Fag out the window, straight back in, pull over, find fag has burnt hole in leather seat... he was tamping.


I remember when I was a young lad the bloke over the road was doing something under the bonnet of his heap of a peugeot 205 with a fag in his gob, needless to say said fag dropped into engine bay and bye bye 205
ShEp
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Police came driving towards me in the car park when I was shagging my missus.

I ended up out confronting the cop (I got dressed quicker than the other half)

Realised I had one sock on and her tights were hanging out my door.

Got a stern lecture and decided to leave with my tail between my legs.
Gary
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3rd Oct 11 at 19:55   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Done plenty of shagging in cars. Bummed a bird in a car once.

Come to think of it there's not much I haven't done in a car. Apart from been caught
pow
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3rd Oct 11 at 20:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

TBH theres a fair amount I've done in a car that I shouldn't have done
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
TBH theres a fair amount I've done in a car that I shouldn't have done


you should be stripped of your IAM membership you tosspot
Ben J
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Peeping at someone who drove into a 'child' space in asdas carpark. Turned out the guy had a baby in the back which i didnt see


This happened to me but I was the victim! Rocked up at Asda in my Astra VXR with my son in back and pulled into a parent and child space and some silly bitch shouted across to me asking what right I had to
park my "boy racer" car in that parent and child space.

She was gutted when I got my 2 year old son out of the back. She didn't even apologise.
Ben J
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3rd Oct 11 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Once got caught shagging a bird in my car by security on an industrial estate.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jake
quote:
Originally posted by pow
TBH theres a fair amount I've done in a car that I shouldn't have done


you should be stripped of your IAM membership you tosspot


Hush you.
Tomnova16
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3rd Oct 11 at 20:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My gearlinkage got fooked up in the nova shagging my mrs in the car. 1st was never the same again


http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
being pulled over by police and them asking to see a copy of my drivers licence and a photo of jake loxham on the beach from 1999 falling out


pmsl
Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by Tomnova16
My gearlinkage got fooked up in the nova shagging my mrs in the car. 1st was never the same again


Pmsl
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3rd Oct 11 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Being a passenger in Warrens Corsa when he decided to lauch his car out of a car park into stand still traffic outside the O2 Arena when it was kick out time after a Madonna Concert.

Even with the windows up you could still hear them heckling us
Matty SRi
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3rd Oct 11 at 21:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Being in the back seat of a mates starlet, fingering the girlfriend, while he was racing a vectra and went round a long right bend on a country road in Ireland and spun out and went backwards up a Bank and into a field. Gave her the biggest orgasm of her life, then got out the car and the only damage was a undercar neon fell off and a dent in the exhaust.
Ben J
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3rd Oct 11 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Neon.
T21SVJ
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Originally posted by mattk
Falling asleep on the M4


i remember you telling me this.... havnt you got a habbit of falling asleep while driving?

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