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John
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27th Oct 11 at 09:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If the boat can be repaired at all, surely you could do it much quicker than the 12 years.
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If the boat can be repaired at all, surely you could do it much quicker than the 12 years.

You're not taking into account how stoned you'd be mate
mwg
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I said B cos the dogs would be no good and I'm not interested in weed. I could make myself a shelter and spears etc. to defend myself and hunt animals. And the bird for obvious reasons. Plus she could do the cooking and cleaning.
John
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27th Oct 11 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
In all seriousness, I'd rather be stuck with a dog than a bird, you wouldn't want to kill the dog after the first half an hour.
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I can't decide between A and B
Hammer
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You would actually choose to stay on an island with a bird for another 8 years?

Once you'd pumped her on the first day you would be sick of her moaning.
mwg
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27th Oct 11 at 09:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got be better than shagging 2 male rottweilers for 12 years
Baskey
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27th Oct 11 at 09:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
C for the dogs and weed. I wouldn't ever leave.

Also I'm not at all scared of vicious animals. I'm top of the food chain they will be afraid of me
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27th Oct 11 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A, you could get the lesbians drunk and watch and/or join in.

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A, you could get the lesbians drunk and watch and/or join in.



You have a gun mate, you can do what you want to them
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27th Oct 11 at 09:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm surprised at all the C answers, tbh.
mwg
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I'm surprised at all the C answers, tbh.


Lots of people in to beastiality
Tom
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27th Oct 11 at 09:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A for sure.
Baskey
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It's because the novelty of fucking the birds would soon ware of with their constant moaning about the shelters to cold, no shampoo etc



[Edited on 27-10-2011 by Baskey]
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27th Oct 11 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Head says C, but B sounds pretty sweet. I reckon A could back fire and you're left to wank!
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It's because the novelty of fucking the birds would soon ware of with their constant moaning about the shelters to cold, no shampoo etc


Since when has the novelty of sex ever worn off?

One of the women will catch your food! The other will die so there will be less bitching and you can get drunk!

Then when you get home you're rich!
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Infact, I might just choose A instead and blow my brains out.
Baskey
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After a few months their gash/legs/pits would be so hairy you may as well fuck the rottie
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you could pull the hair out with your teeth if it bothers you.



quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by adiohead
I'm surprised at all the C answers, tbh.


Lots of people in to beastiality


think you're right m8
Hammer
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Got be better than shagging 2 male rottweilers for 12 years


Got to love the assumption because you have 2 dogs you would have to shag them

Have a wank like every other guy that can't be arsed shagging their bird.
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I said B cos the dogs would be no good and I'm not interested in weed. I could make myself a shelter and spears etc. to defend myself and hunt animals. And the bird for obvious reasons. Plus she could do the cooking and cleaning.
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27th Oct 11 at 10:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
C of course
mwg
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
Got be better than shagging 2 male rottweilers for 12 years


Got to love the assumption because you have 2 dogs you would have to shag them

Have a wank like every other guy that can't be arsed shagging their bird.


I don't want to start taking this too seriously (even though I am a bit ) but what practical use would 2 dogs have? A woman would be more useful on a day to day basis.
John
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Dogs could help you find food, keep you company, keep you warm.

A woman could do none of that.
mwg
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Scottish women must be even more weird than English women then

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