emicen
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Registered: 26th Jul 10
Location: Glasgow
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The key question when it comes to being an escort is: are you really that fucked in the head to the extent you can start to believe your own "I'm only doing it because..." story. They really are all mental 
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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^^you are in love with laura 100%
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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i would pay good money to ise lawrahs services
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
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Originally posted by Sarah A
I think I'd like to be an escort trouble is I'd probably forget to charge
You dirty bitch.
I couldn't even imagine how many hairy hoops you have licked in your day.
:lOl:
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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Check out www.adultwork.co.uk
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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quote:
Originally posted by Gary
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Originally posted by Sarah A
I think I'd like to be an escort trouble is I'd probably forget to charge
Troll.
You don't know Sarah 
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stubs
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Registered: 30th Jun 02
Location: Bolton
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Who's Sarah? 
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by stubs]
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P1CK4D
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Registered: 19th Jun 06
Location: Around Essex Somewhere
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
Who's Sarah?
A troll id imagine 
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adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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Cold sores would ensue
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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who has googled escorts in their city after reading hammers post
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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Not yet... Maybe later
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Eddx14xe
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Registered: 12th Jan 10
Location: Hertfordshire
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I had a quick look on adultwork to find the babestation girl
The prices some of the girls charge is silly though.
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by Eddx14xe]
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Most people get pizza menus and taxi cards through their letterbox... i get escort adverts
From this, I have deduced that the average price for one hour si around £130 and that vlondon is the most popular/most heavily advertised one
Not gonna lie, when pissed and sat at home after an unsuccessful ngiht out, it aint half tempting
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gazza808
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Registered: 30th Jun 08
Location: Peterborough
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Lol
My mate often uses the services of the women on adultwork.co.uk,
He showed me once and there was loadsa them girls on there off them channels like babestation.
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Sarah sounds like my kind of girl
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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Jambo, you should become an escort
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Jambo would make all sorts of £$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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ive allways liked mk2's if im honest, but i cant see a man like jambo, as lovley as he is, becomming a small ford hatchback ?
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Jambo would make all sorts of £$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€£$€
and by the sounds of it your first client jambo, i bet robbo wouldnt push you from under his 13.5 tog duvet 
[Edited on 18-11-2011 by jr]
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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amen brudda
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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I can imagine Robbo
"yeah i will pay for the whole night, bring condoms, pastries and wear only white clothes"
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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do i dare say my bedding is all white too oops... too late!
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
I can imagine Robbo
"yeah i will pay for the whole night, bring condoms, pastries and wear only white clothes"
sometimes i forget ive met robbo and he is a nice man, as from how he gets written about on here you get the impression is is a love child of Alan Partridge
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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So it looks like from this thread I would make a great gay escort 
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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[Robbo] Lynne, lynne, get me the iphone, iron my 13.5 tog duvet, and call that lovely young man jambo that i want to MEAT [/robbo]
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