RichR
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I use a cubical
Actually, I've taken to sitting - don't piss on my feet that way
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RichR
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was it deano that went for a piss in the night, sat on the pan and forgot to pull his keks down so pissed himself on the toilet?
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evilrob
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quote: Actually, I've taken to sitting - don't piss on my feet that way
Makes it easier to change your tampon as well, I'll bet.
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RichR
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yeah, much
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evilrob
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taylorboosh
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i like a good sit down mind
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RichR
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nothing better in the middle of the night; don't have to turn the light on or try and aim with one eye open.
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rossnomore
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quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
nothing better in the middle of the night; don't have to turn the light on or try and aim with one eye open.
Just piss in the bath instead, larger target.
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andy_mk3
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Genuinely LOL'ing ta this thread
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Steve
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anyone else really into pissing all over people? and squirting shit in there face at point blank range
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RichR
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quote: Originally posted by rossnomore
quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
nothing better in the middle of the night; don't have to turn the light on or try and aim with one eye open.
Just piss in the bath instead, larger target.
rest your balls on the sink and piss in there?
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rossnomore
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
anyone else really into pissing all over people? and squirting shit in there face at point blank range
yeah, i sometimes sit in a cubicle, cock in hand ready to go, then when someone opens the door i open fire all over their unsuspecting face/jacket/trouser/shoes (depends how much i need a piss)
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evilrob
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quote: Originally posted by Steve
anyone else really into pissing all over people? and squirting shit in there face at point blank range
No, but I like administering a good space docking.
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rossnomore
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quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote: Originally posted by rossnomore
quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
nothing better in the middle of the night; don't have to turn the light on or try and aim with one eye open.
Just piss in the bath instead, larger target.
rest your balls on the sink and piss in there?
not if its cold, makes everything shrivel up then shit gets wild
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I use a cubical
Actually, I've taken to sitting - don't piss on my feet that way
I get stage fright. Once stood at a urinal for 20mins with my tiny penis out waiting to piss.
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taylorboosh
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not enough meat?
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Jamie Walby
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I have a small penis and I don't need to get balls out.
Are you post op and not really sure what to do with the equipment?
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taylorboosh
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Needing to and liking to are differant
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Jamie Walby
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Oh trust me I love to get my balls out.
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by john-d
not enough meat?
It resembles a wotsit in both size and smell.
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Tomnova16
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Just cock.
Too much Agro to pull balls out too
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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fazza
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quote: Originally posted by adiohead
quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I use a cubical
Actually, I've taken to sitting - don't piss on my feet that way
I get stage fright. Once stood at a urinal for 20mins with my tiny penis out waiting to piss.
i get this usually if missus or someone stood there waiting for me to piss 
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adiohead
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quote: Originally posted by fazza
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
quote: Originally posted by LiVe LeE
quote: Originally posted by adiohead
I use a cubical
Actually, I've taken to sitting - don't piss on my feet that way
I get stage fright. Once stood at a urinal for 20mins with my tiny penis out waiting to piss.
i get this usually if missus or someone stood there waiting for me to piss 
It's an actual condition:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis
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Jambo
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I have it too.
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rossnomore
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i prefer an audience
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