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3rd Aug 12 at 15:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What a MAN answer
Toby
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Fuck ever having something growing in me like that. Thank the lord im male. I had small 1cm lump in my leg and it freaked me out that much i cut it out with a scapel.
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Wtf
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time to get the scapel out john
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got her sitting here in tears with her stomach red raw and weeping... Spread to her arse, back and legs now too
Edd
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looks agony, thank fuck im male
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your missus looks tiny, what is she a size 8? not surprised her skin has had to stretch so much. Can't you put some e45 on her tummy or some other antiseptic cream?


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I'd be begging someone to induce me!
Not being funny but if she's distressed it won't be doing her and baby any good!!!
That looks beyond words, I really cannot imagine how it feels
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She's was a size 6 before. We have appointment at 4.30 at the RVI in Newcastle, hopefully they will help.
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Also tried e45, aqious, betnavate, oilatum in the bath, crotamiton eurax and calomine lotion
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There was a oil my mrs swore by was about 15 quid a tub . I literally spent about 300 in a few months on that shit, she still has some too . If ur mrs is as vein as mine she will whinge like fuck for rest of your life about the stretchmarks. My mrs works as midwife and last week a women had 5 litres of water , she also had aids but I don't think that's owt to do with it

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Bio oil it's called btw , far too late on to stop stretchmarks but might ease the rest of the way
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She's been using this derma mum shit, its not cheap... Clearly not good either..

She better not have fucking aids the cunt
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Tell her to stop moaning, she's pregnant not ill.


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Mrs had our daughter on Sunday morning. She spends a fortune on cocoa butter, and seems to have not got stretch marks this time round. GP and midwives are useless with pregnancy. Mrs had gastroentoritis, SPD (pelvic thing) and various other illnesses. They refused her anything more than paracetomel as it can harm the baby. Its harsh, so I would be getting in touch with the hospital shes using to be honest - community midwife will work mon-fri, so if you phone the mat unit on the wkend, they may get you in and be seen by the consultant which is far better than the midwife who i swear will be happy to see patients suffering for an easy life.
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John has hulk spunk imo
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d
She's been using this derma mum shit, its not cheap... Clearly not good either..

She better not have fucking aids the cunt



I didn't mean ur lass , to be honest it's a load of bullshit is this pregnancy lark. Anyone who says it's beautiful are tapped. All as you do is worry all way through, then when baby is born its painfull for the lass , it's hard for the baby and tiring for every fucker involved. Best part of a new baby is walking out of that hospital to start life with your child. I hear sooooo many stories when she's at work about bad shit happening . Am fairly thick skinned but some of story's are terrible. If a baby dies my lass has to dress them up ffs and lay them in a mosses basket . She wanted to go natural , but after 11 hours she took eperdural (sp) which I'd reccomend to anyone
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The only thing that wil relieve that is NIGGA seed as it includes a special enzyme
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She wants water birth but i can't see that happening
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quote:
Originally posted by john-d


taken other day


WHO THE FUCK CAN POSSIBLY THINK THIS SHIT IS BEAUTIFUL? FUCKING MENTAL I TELL YOU.
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Calm down Angry Ben
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i'm not angry. i'm mortified.

my mum had twins weighing 7,6 and 7,10 and i can't remember her belly ever resembling something like that.
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They wont do anything about it unfortunately. And are very likely to be induced unless they feel a need too, i.e. high blood pressure/baby measuring bigger etc...

Hope little one comes sooner rather than later for her

*Gazs Wife BTW*
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Account sharing ///M BANNED
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