Munchie
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Just shag her
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taylorboosh
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Lol id of had pics of her fanny by now
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Jason x
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I'm sure it may be fine, are you meeting in a public place ?
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spencer88
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Lol id of had pics of her fanny by now
Sure you would  
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
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No wonder you're so bitter online no human interaction in the real
World?
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Chris x
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Originally posted by Generation
No wonder you're so bitter online no human interaction in the real
World?
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sc0ott
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Irony at its best
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3CorsaMeal
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Take your own big black guy imo, steal each others money and call it quits.
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by taylorboosh
Lol id of had pics of her fanny by now
Winning.
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SVM 286
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No wonder you're so bitter online no human interaction in the real
World?
Plenty. I just don't get women hurling themselves at me to any extent. Hence my caution and general surprise.
Edit: surprised I come across as bitter. Always thought I was fairly laid back. Perhaps I have some form of undiagnosed personality disorder or psychopathy.
[Edited on 26-06-2015 by SVM 286]
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SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
Take your own big black guy imo, steal each others money and call it quits.
I only know a small black guy Jim He is VERY black though... does that count? 
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Munchie
Just shag her
Wouldn't that be classed as rape Munch?
Don't really want to end up as a Rule 43 inmate at Belmarsh.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Jason x
I'm sure it may be fine, are you meeting in a public place ?
Hyde Park Jase.
Me, her and hopefully not her army of 10,000 Zulus.
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JordyCarter
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haha for fuck sake mate have you considered that she might like you? Maybe you wowed her when you were drunk and cant remember.
If your that parro id phone her off pay as you go or something? ... If you think your going to get raped by 10 black dudes then just go with a friend to this hyde park thing
[Edited on 26-06-2015 by JordyCarter]
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Ian
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Drunk people are funnier so its not out of the question.
East European places are full of these types of scams where the girl comes up to you, you buy the drink but then the drink is hundreds of pounds.
There's a street in Riga famous for it, went for a walk and no one approached me. So I went back for another lap until one did. Shame really because the music was banging, proper mid 90s bouncy stuff I grew up on. She'd never heard music described as proper banging.
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Jason x
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Realistically the worst case scenario is that you will be murdered, or maybe sexual assaulted by Tyrone and Jamal then murdered.
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3CorsaMeal
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Could also get AIDS, like bad AIDS as well.
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Generation
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Registered: 7th Jul 09
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Taylor swift?
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Dee25790
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Just go with a load of Vaseline on ur arsehole at least you're ready for what's coming then if it goes wrong
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SVM 286
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Cheers lads
Too shit-faced to compose a cogent response now.
Brb (give me 8 hours or so)
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SVM 286
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Well, all's well that ends well. She was totally legit and a top lass.
No Jordy, I never consider that any woman might like me, as I look a lot like Sloth and i'm a gobby twunt when i'm drunk.
Jim and Jase, no sign of Jamal or the others and no AIDS at all
Didn't even think to pre-lube, Dee!
And no Gen, happily she wasn't Taylor Swift.
Place in Riga sounds wicked Ian.
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pow
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So the question is. Did you get your willy wet?
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SVM 286
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I did not Pow.
We were in Hyde Park and then other busy parts of London, so the opportunity never presented itself.
Plus it's always a mad rush to get the hell out of that toilet. The last trains are not nearly late enough for comfort and the night bus is a circle of hell that's best avoided & that is reserved for the worst kind of people.
Plus she was going in one direction and I the other, so we had to get our shit together, pronto.
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pow
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Are you going to see her again?
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SVM 286
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Yeah mate, if she's willing to put up with my company again. She's a cracker.
She lives a bit of a long way away, but she works in London, so I can get the train up there and meet her after work on Friday nights.
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