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Can't believe some of you are going 3 times a day, how much of your life so you spend shitting I think it must be due to diet, surely the worse the food the more ease product as your body can't use it?
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It is due to diet but the other way around to what you said, high fiber foods cause lots of toilet activities. And High fiber foods are rarely 'junk' foods.

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I might increase fibre in my diet see how many I can produce in a day.
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You'll reach a point where it just becomes explosive
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It's totally normal to go between 1-3 times a day or once every 2-3days.
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I have a friend who eats lots of meats etc for gym and his farts fucking stink... like really are unbearable farts
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Once a day these days. I had a broken leg about 10 years ago in Spain and had pins and plates put in and didn't go to the toilet for a week. I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.
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quote:
Originally posted by mattievRS
Once a day these days. I had a broken leg about 10 years ago in Spain and had pins and plates put in and didn't go to the toilet for a week. I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ellis
....the more I exercise, the more excrement I produce


Exercise increases the metabolism. Eating a good healthy diet will do the same as well.
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quote:
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I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.

That's not weird at all
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Thanks Brett glad someone noticed
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quote:
Originally posted by mattievRS
Once a day these days. I had a broken leg about 10 years ago in Spain and had pins and plates put in and didn't go to the toilet for a week. I had to pick the shit out of my arse with my finger to "pull the plug" then all hell broke loose. Painful but satisfying.


Did we really need to know that
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Once a day at work, can't beat getting paid to lay a cable. It's a bastard if it's busy though, can't cope with turtling & getting a sweat on.
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Couldn't be doing it at work, very inconsiderate thing do to.

Nothing worse than going for a slash and having to smell someone else's shit and look at skids up the pan/on the seat. Need to look sideways sometimes Incase the piss cuases the shit to rebound nd splatter me


[Edited on 09-07-2015 by Jason x]
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Reminds me of that thread a while back about sitting on the bog pan rather than the seat

[Edited on 09-07-2015 by Jason x]
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inconsiderate? Its a toilet, you dont go in there for the lovely aroma and decor
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
Couldn't be doing it at work, very inconsiderate thing do to.

Nothing worse than going for a slash and having to smell someone else's shit and look at skids up the pan/on the seat. Need to look sideways sometimes Incase the piss cuases the shit to rebound nd splatter me


[Edited on 09-07-2015 by Jason x]


What the fuck?

Guessing you work with cunts who can't use a bog brush then?
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
Once a day at work, can't beat getting paid to lay a cable. It's a bastard if it's busy though, can't cope with turtling & getting a sweat on.


Love getting paid to pinch a loaf out
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Surely if you've gotta go you've gotta go. Fuck the haterz, give in to your biological need to defacate. Free your mind and your ass will follow
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason x
Reminds me of that thread a while back about sitting on the bog pan rather than the seat

LOL I remember that.
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Me also. Some right weird stuff on here. Must be why I stick around Digging shit out of your asshole is a new one tho.
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Guessing you work with cunts who can't use a bog brush then?


IT is loaded with absolute fucking disgraces who can't use a shower/bath let alone a bog a brush. The loos in some of the places i've worked in are damn right vile; i feel sorry for the poor bastard cleaners
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Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by spencer88
Guessing you work with cunts who can't use a bog brush then?


IT is loaded with absolute fucking disgraces who can't use a shower/bath let alone a bog a brush. The loos in some of the places i've worked in are damn right vile; i feel sorry for the poor bastard cleaners


You want to try working on a building site, fuck knows what some of them must eat but I've seen some horrific sights, managing to get shit on the underside of the seat was quite a feat really.
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That must be a nice surprise if you're lifting the seat up before you take a piss
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Someone actually done a shit on the seat in work I took a pic to show everyone, i'll try and find it

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