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Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
If you do it, they must be male


They would probably be male if my name was Patrick...
MatthewR
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11th Jun 03 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Basically on Holiday you just ask if they wanna shag! If your a minger then unlucky mate but if you aint then your laughing
GIBBS
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
quote:
Originally posted by GIBBS
how do we say it correctly, and what's the correct facial expression stud muffin



Said in an unsleazy, friendly way. With a friendly, welcoming face that doesn't say "I want to fuck you"!


MatthewR
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11th Jun 03 at 10:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wot if they've already got a drink!
Tru players get chetted up

foster11984
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i would like to rearrange the alphabet, and put U and I together
Shelly
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11th Jun 03 at 11:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take an ice cube stamp on it and smash it and say

"Now we have broken the ice..."
MatthewR
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If you were a buger at McDonalds you'd be a McSexy!!!
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11th Jun 03 at 11:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ye right. The McHunk.

[Edited on 11-06-2003 by Shelly]
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11th Jun 03 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Look love one way or the other im gonna have u tonight u might aswell be there
Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by LoudandProud
Look love one way or the other im gonna have u tonight u might aswell be there


NovaGTE
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keep um coming
MatthewR
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Ive lost my treasure, can i look at chest?

That ones poo sorry
Steve
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11th Jun 03 at 11:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my most successful is "hi can i fuck your anus tonight?"
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
my most successful is "hi can i fuck your anus tonight?"


Steve I have some pics of you shagging Ollie (see link in my signature).
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11th Jun 03 at 11:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice one sam i dont fall for that old trick u homo
Sam
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quote:
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nice one sam i dont fall for that old trick u homo


Trick? You will see that when you put your mouse over the link it says in the status bar 'http://www.corsasport.co.uk/pix'?
Steve
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sam im not thick there is no such addy as the link that appears my guess is it will log me out im not going to click it
Sam
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11th Jun 03 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Yes it does exist, but you have to click on my link, otherwise it will just say Error 404.
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GTF i refuse to click it
Sam
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Homo.
Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Homo.


dont talk about ur father like that
Hillzlo
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Lol @ u two.
Danny P
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quote:
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Trick? You will see that when you put your mouse over the link it says in the status bar 'http://www.corsasport.co.uk/pix'?


But if you right click the link, and look at the Properties, you will see that the link reads "http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/misc.php?action=logout"
Steve
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i knew it
Sam
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve106GTi
quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Homo.


dont talk about ur father like that


If my father is a homo, then your mother must be a dyke.

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