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Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A rabbit came in the house and started to nipple on his chocolate leg...
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12th Sep 03 at 13:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so he shot the rabbit with his shot gun and......
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12th Sep 03 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
his remote control shot gun he controled with his tongue as he had no arms.... the black smith heard and came over with an axe.... then........
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12th Sep 03 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thought, yum yum I fancy some chocolate, and chopped off his head then....
Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stuck it in the microwave til his brain boiled over....
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12th Sep 03 at 13:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and out popped his little brain cells, little jelly beans.......
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12th Sep 03 at 13:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he ate the cocolate legs and sucked his veins up like spagehtti....
jo_jess
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12th Sep 03 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
next came his testacles........
Pablo
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which he disposed of in the fire....
jo_jess
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12th Sep 03 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
because he didnt like chocolate salty balls......
Nismo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but he did like chocolate onion rings.....
Tracey
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12th Sep 03 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but he liked the white icing sugar inside them
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12th Sep 03 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but there wasnt any so he settled for a cheesy chocolate penis......
Pablo
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12th Sep 03 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and pepper cream sauce....
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12th Sep 03 at 13:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but that wasnt enuff, he was still hungry so he pull off his ears and fried them with his nose and eyes for a healthy fry up......
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12th Sep 03 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
with a side dish of microwaved bubbled brains and ketchup.....
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12th Sep 03 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
suddenly he heard a noise up stairs, it was mr chocolate mans wife, dessert he though......
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12th Sep 03 at 13:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he went up stairs wanting to eat his wife ( )
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12th Sep 03 at 13:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
but by the time he got there he was feeling really horny so he........
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12th Sep 03 at 13:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ate her... then ruined her and she melted with his bidy heat... all over the bed, what a mess... the chocolate dog walked in and.....

[Edited on 12-09-2003 by B4RVO]
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12th Sep 03 at 13:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and he chopped him in half with his axe, strawberry sauce poured everywhere........
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12th Sep 03 at 13:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
he licked it all up and it was all over his face, what a sticky situation.... the daughter came home and saw....
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12th Sep 03 at 13:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
a horny looking man with an axe, no sign of her parents anywhere, what an opportunity she thought, I can finally seduce a man so she..................
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12th Sep 03 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
took her clothes off and stood in front of him as he licked the sauce up....
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12th Sep 03 at 13:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How do you fancy licking my sauce she says, with a grin on her face........

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