Robin
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I genuinely think I have a disease. I want a new car, already.
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SVM 286
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You have CARAIDS.
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Robin
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AKA Good AIDS
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
Is waking me up your weapon of choice of choice for a sober one? I'll whore you the now!
Stutter?
Robin, I feel the very same way. I either want something that's Supercharged, or on carbs
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Tommy L
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You should never wake a sleeping woman unless a celebrity has died or it's snowing.
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Shell
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You should never wake a sleeping woman unless a celebrity has died or it's snowing.
The man speaks sense.
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Robin
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What if the house is on fire?
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Eck
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Well a sleeping woman should not wake up a sleeping man at 10am when sleeping man has been sleeping only 7 hours on sleeping man's day of rest
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
AKA Good AIDS
But of course.
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Shell
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
What if the house is on fire?
Just carry us out, ensuring we are not woken
And weesht you, I'm like a fairy elephant when half asleep!! (Eck)
[Edited on 04-01-2009 by Shelley]
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Robin
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How did she wake you if she was sleeping?
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Tommy L
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Any other circumstances like house on fire, then you do so at your own risk.
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Tommy L
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
quote: Originally posted by Robin
What if the house is on fire?
Just carry us out, ensuring we are not woken
And weesht you, I'm like a fairy elephant when half asleep!!
well you are the size of an elephant  
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SVM 286
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quote: Originally posted by Shelley
quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
You should ALWAYS wake a sleeping woman with your erect penis.
The man speaks sense.
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Eck
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Jim My party piece is the Dutch Oven. Or if I feel I have enough time, a face full of flatulence.
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Shell
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote: Originally posted by Shelley
quote: Originally posted by Robin
What if the house is on fire?
Just carry us out, ensuring we are not woken
And weesht you, I'm like a fairy elephant when half asleep!!
well you are the size of an elephant  
And you are the size of a fairy! In all senses! Take that!!!
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Eck
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
How did she wake you if she was sleeping?
Because my real name is John Connor.
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Tommy L
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Ok nelly the elephant
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Shell
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quote: Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Ok nelly the elephant
She was fabulous
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Whittie
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Eck
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I swear to god if this thread is ruined by a Child and a Gay so help me god I'll set Jim's RS's gearbox on you 
[Edited on 04-01-2009 by Eck]
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Shell
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Child?! God help you when I see you tomorrow!
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SVM 286
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FLOL 
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by Eck
I'll set Jim's RS's gearbox on you
And mine, we're in the same club
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SVM 286
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Quick, someone post up a car pic for the guessing for us to do of, before Ian tires of our shit and bans us all for wasting the interspaces.
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