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Ben
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16th Mar 04 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

blackula we dont want a science lesson!

16yr olds fuck me off! even at that age they try fuck up ur head.

and they have to be in by 10pm and u have to drop them off at there door ,and dodge the dads !

imo 16yr old lasses are good for one thing , bangin em then saying "cya" in morning .
bubble
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16th Mar 04 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by blackula
I once




ah u was the kid who kakked his pants all the time was ya ?












no not all the time. i sneezed and a mini turtles head popped out............
Spence
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16th Mar 04 at 23:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tis so true
Graham
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16th Mar 04 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes yes it is
blackula
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16th Mar 04 at 23:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What happened in treating the ladies with respect ???



Sorry the science lesson fellas. I spose tryna shed some light on the vagina to a bunch of cunts is like tryna sell sand to the arabs.
Graham
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16th Mar 04 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yeh i treat my girl with all the respect she deserves not alot like no only jokin she gets all of it but im havin second thoughts cos shes a while away drive about 2 hours and younger
Spence
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ladies?? respect?? i feel these 2 words dont go well in the same sentance
blackula
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16th Mar 04 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The irony of it

couldn't resist a joke there

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quote:
Originally posted by blackula
What happened in treating the ladies with respect ???






im in agreement with u fella. known my mrs all me life. sumtimes i try and imagine being without her or not having her in my life and i start to tremble. sumtimes a person can envelop so much emotion and warmth into you, that it is a force u cannot deny or reckon with.my mrs is my best m8. she is one of the lads. she into cars and she is sooo laid back and cool etc. she'll point out nice birds and ask me what i think. she is my biggest goal in life and she makes me remember that every day is worth living for.
fuck im nearly 20 and iv started crying
Spence
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16th Mar 04 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

TAXI FOR ONE
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quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
TAXI FOR ONE


Spence
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only kidding, thats wot u need in a bird
Graham
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hey mate dont worry bout it im the same with mine shes awsome, she'll see a bird and go i saw u lookin she had a nice arse didnt she, loves all the music i do and is soo chilled out and loves life, but when we had to figure out wat we really wanted from each other the other night we said we wont get in touch for a couple of days and think i was about to start cryin as i was sayin goodbye to her. got really emotional i cud hear her sobbin on the other end and that set me off, but on monday mornin i got a txt sayin "i missed u soo much, i want to be with u forever x x x"
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16th Mar 04 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

is this your missus. cuz she sounds identical to mine
blackula
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16th Mar 04 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oh jesus
Spence
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this is just gettin stupid now
Graham
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yes we must stop
Spence
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nice wallpaper BTW
bubble
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quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
nice wallpaper BTW


its ALL the rage up here. just had walls plastered n whit washed ready for some womany girly colours
Spence
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16th Mar 04 at 23:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mazin i suggest the purple on the TV looks groovy
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no were havin ahem ' a subtle aubergine for the lower part of the walls, complemented by a shade of off-magnolia, to incorporate the flowing colours of the kitchen'.

or in bloke terms, purple and white
WARPED
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17th Mar 04 at 01:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

cheating on her wasnt ur mistake

the mistake was telling her!!
CorsaLad16v
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LukeGSi
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quote:
Originally posted by Predator SXi
ladies?? respect?? i feel these 2 words dont go well in the same sentance


i feel you dont have much luck with the ladies do you??


O by the way it'll make you blind in the end!!
leni
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quote:
Originally posted by langey
yea drew i told her that last week, i sed "you'll get loads of people cheatin on u and breaking ur heart" and she burst into evan more tears


oh well that was nice of you!

Just tell the lass when she's down that all her blokes are gonna cheat on her! Now she'll think she's ugly/shit in bed/ and just basically insecure!
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