Ben
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blackula we dont want a science lesson!
16yr olds fuck me off! even at that age they try fuck up ur head.
and they have to be in by 10pm and u have to drop them off at there door ,and dodge the dads !
imo 16yr old lasses are good for one thing , bangin em then saying "cya" in morning .
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bubble
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quote: Originally posted by blackula
I once
ah u was the kid who kakked his pants all the time was ya ?
no not all the time. i sneezed and a mini turtles head popped out............
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Spence
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tis so true
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Graham
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yes yes it is
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blackula
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What happened in treating the ladies with respect ???

Sorry the science lesson fellas. I spose tryna shed some light on the vagina to a bunch of cunts is like tryna sell sand to the arabs.
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Graham
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yeh i treat my girl with all the respect she deserves not alot like no only jokin she gets all of it but im havin second thoughts cos shes a while away drive about 2 hours and younger
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Spence
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ladies?? respect?? i feel these 2 words dont go well in the same sentance
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blackula
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The irony of it
couldn't resist a joke there
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bubble
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quote: Originally posted by blackula
What happened in treating the ladies with respect ???

im in agreement with u fella. known my mrs all me life. sumtimes i try and imagine being without her or not having her in my life and i start to tremble. sumtimes a person can envelop so much emotion and warmth into you, that it is a force u cannot deny or reckon with.my mrs is my best m8. she is one of the lads. she into cars and she is sooo laid back and cool etc. she'll point out nice birds and ask me what i think. she is my biggest goal in life and she makes me remember that every day is worth living for.
fuck im nearly 20 and iv started crying
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Spence
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TAXI FOR ONE
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bubble
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quote: Originally posted by Predator SXi
TAXI FOR ONE
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Spence
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only kidding, thats wot u need in a bird
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Graham
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hey mate dont worry bout it im the same with mine shes awsome, she'll see a bird and go i saw u lookin she had a nice arse didnt she, loves all the music i do and is soo chilled out and loves life, but when we had to figure out wat we really wanted from each other the other night we said we wont get in touch for a couple of days and think i was about to start cryin as i was sayin goodbye to her. got really emotional i cud hear her sobbin on the other end and that set me off, but on monday mornin i got a txt sayin "i missed u soo much, i want to be with u forever x x x"
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bubble
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is this your missus. cuz she sounds identical to mine
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blackula
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oh jesus
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Spence
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this is just gettin stupid now
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Graham
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yes we must stop
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Spence
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nice wallpaper BTW
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bubble
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quote: Originally posted by Predator SXi
nice wallpaper BTW
its ALL the rage up here. just had walls plastered n whit washed ready for some womany girly colours
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Spence
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mazin i suggest the purple on the TV looks groovy
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bubble
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no were havin ahem ' a subtle aubergine for the lower part of the walls, complemented by a shade of off-magnolia, to incorporate the flowing colours of the kitchen'.
or in bloke terms, purple and white
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WARPED
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cheating on her wasnt ur mistake
the mistake was telling her!!
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CorsaLad16v
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LukeGSi
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quote: Originally posted by Predator SXi
ladies?? respect?? i feel these 2 words dont go well in the same sentance
i feel you dont have much luck with the ladies do you??
O by the way it'll make you blind in the end!!
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leni
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quote: Originally posted by langey
yea drew i told her that last week, i sed "you'll get loads of people cheatin on u and breaking ur heart" and she burst into evan more tears
oh well that was nice of you! 
Just tell the lass when she's down that all her blokes are gonna cheat on her! Now she'll think she's ugly/shit in bed/ and just basically insecure!
FOOL
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