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Author I need a chat up line...
L33 LEG
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2nd Sep 04 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
"excuse me gorgeous, which way to the opticians?"


quality
Tiesto
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2nd Sep 04 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
The names bond... Uni-Bond... and I'm here to fill your crack!!

Never tried it... please let me know the out come


lmfao
Tom
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2nd Sep 04 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pug: Fancy a dance

Bird: no sorry you're a gimp with a green pug

Pug: Sorry you misunderstood I said can I borrow your face cream
bree
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quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
The names bond... Uni-Bond... and I'm here to fill your crack!!

Never tried it... please let me know the out come

It'd probly be worth the slap to see her face
chris_uk
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2nd Sep 04 at 12:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by brianna
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
The names bond... Uni-Bond... and I'm here to fill your crack!!

Never tried it... please let me know the out come

It'd probly be worth the slap to see her face


o shut up..
Tom
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2nd Sep 04 at 12:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL wotz up with you brianna
Skinner
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2nd Sep 04 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
grab your coat love uve pulled

[Edited on 02-09-2004 by Skinner]
Skinner
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2nd Sep 04 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
heres 10p go call ur parents and tell him u wont b home
CorsAsh
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"I want to make little P-nut babies with you"
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by Skinner
heres 10p go call ur parents and tell him u wont b home
20p to use a phone box nowadays mate
BabyBlade
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Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?


Situation: Two girls together one fit, one ugly

Walk up to the minger and ask her to dance

If she says yes say "good well fuck off while i talk to your mate"

If she says no, you may aswell give up there and go home
BabyBlade
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
look ur the ugliest bird in the club n im the ugliest guy, its kinda fate aint it...



I might be ugly but I'm the only guy talking to you...
AndyW
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quote:
Originally posted by Sethion33
quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
look ur the ugliest bird in the club n im the ugliest guy, its kinda fate aint it...



I might be ugly but I'm the only guy talking to you...


yup! i derived* my line from that

* dont know if this is a real word
Ally
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2nd Sep 04 at 18:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'Thats not really my car'
AndyW
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im not ugly!
im just facially challenged
mike_1.2LS96
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i would make sure she is single 1st.

I asked a girl out at work a month or so ago and she told me she had a boyfriend. I still tried it on a couple of times tho.

All i did was got her on her own and said i liked her and let her do the talking. Simple.
lucy85
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just tell her u fuckin tart
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
one i used years ago after a heavy drinking session.

Me- wanna go out with me

Girl- Ok

Simple


nah

she might get the wrong idea
Skinner
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quote:
Originally posted by RussSxi
quote:
Originally posted by Skinner
heres 10p go call ur parents and tell him u wont b home
20p to use a phone box nowadays mate

well it has been a while since i used a phone box
Antz
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2nd Sep 04 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by brianna
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
quote:
Originally posted by Ant D
The names bond... Uni-Bond... and I'm here to fill your crack!!

Never tried it... please let me know the out come

It'd probly be worth the slap to see her face


Hey baby, I'm not gonna use it, just thought I'd share it so someone else can
Ben
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i got an easy one last month ,saw her got eye contact alot , squeezed past her to get to bar rubbed my hands across her back , she grabbed my hand and asked her if she wanted a drink , she said yeh and it wa all good .

i dont think chat up lines work , i think ya can tell if ur in there or not. if u know them already its eaiser , as u know about them already
Corsa E-Tec
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2nd Sep 04 at 19:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
one i used years ago after a heavy drinking session.

Me- wanna go out with me

Girl- Ok

Simple


nah

she might get the wrong idea


worth a shag tho
Smiffie
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2nd Sep 04 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just show her this thread
Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
quote:
Originally posted by matt h
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
one i used years ago after a heavy drinking session.

Me- wanna go out with me

Girl- Ok

Simple


nah

she might get the wrong idea


worth a shag tho


yeah true
Andrew
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2nd Sep 04 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Smiffie
just show her this thread




I think i will print this one out and the poll It's either worth a shag or slap

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