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ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

turned into jeremy beadle and joined in with his small hand and his camera crew...........

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by ScottyBrum]
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 17:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

then everyone realised it wasn't Jeremy Beadle, but Drew, and...

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
CorsaLad16v
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15th Nov 04 at 17:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Koling doing some kind of..
ScottyBrum
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15th Nov 04 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

anal fisting trick on each other.........
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 18:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

involving a gerbil and a cardboard tube...
Shane
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which looked very eye watering but fun at the same time, koling turned to drew and said...
CorsAsh
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15th Nov 04 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"noooooooo, dont light that cigare....." at which point Kolin's intestinal gas was ignited in the tube by Drews lighter, and shot the gerbil at 400mph into drew's face...

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by CorsAsh]
CorsaLad16v
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15th Nov 04 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ouch said Drew, that hurt!!! but not as much as..
T1NK
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15th Nov 04 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this is going too, and Drew pulled out a chainsaw and shoved it up ...

[Edited on 15-11-2004 by T1NK]
Shane
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15th Nov 04 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

kolings nostral
CorsAsh
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sideways, followed by a tampon from wetnix, when suddenly...
ScottyBrum
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Nismo ran into the room and started to do a pole dance.........
CorsAsh
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however, as there was no pole in the room, it looked more like he was having a seizure, so Drew and Kolin...
Shane
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stuffed £10 notes into his anal passage coz he was wearing nothing
ScottyBrum
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and with all his £10 notes that he's collected - nismo takes a trip to turkey to stock up on raki and when he returns he arrives with a gay turkish husband who decides to.........
CorsAsh
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scoop out his eyeball and piss on his brain...
Shane
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then feeds the eye to a small child who...
Mattb
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was eaten by a racoon..
dirtydan
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racoon gave birth
Mattb
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to a hairy midgit called dave who liked to...
Shane
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rub up against doorframes
dirtydan
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which he painted red to remind him of...
Mattb
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the mess he made of a dogs arse back when...
dirtydan
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he bit its nuts off, whilst thinking they were...
Mattb
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rather large for dogs balls, he then realised it wasnt a dog but..

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