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Hammer
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My wee cousin experienced a half tuna melt shall we call it, he was toying with a random he met at a taxi rank watching porn in her living room only to discover she was on the rag then she told him she has some sort of condition which makes it smell rank. He ran out the house dry baulking leaving my big cousin shagging his pal in the next bedroom
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fucking hell hammer i dont want to know what you do to john
Hammer
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Johns wee cousin as well

Turns out the bird with the minging fanny is the sister of the boyfriend of the bird my big cousin was shaggings in the next room and they're flat mates, WTF
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incest & scotland go together like biscuits and cheese
Hammer
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Incestual homosexuality FTW
Lawrah
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I bet you cant wait to come up Steve
Hammer
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We've lined up a 3 ball, Steve's getting spit-roasted like a basted pig.
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Im sure you've all heard about "your wings"(havnt read whole post so it may be a repost)

red wings=shaggin a girl on the rag
brown wings=fuckin her arse
purple wings=shaggin a deaf girl
gold wings=shaggin a fat bird

Iv heard loads of different versions, depending on where you live..how many you got?I have all of them
Hammer
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What happens if you shag a fat deaf girl up the arse when she's on the rag? Rainbow Wings?
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Havent a clue, maybe there should be some sort of official book made on this?
Hammer
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Lawrah was in the process of researching her book on the subject last i heard.
CorsAsh
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Houdini
Graham88
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Cracked up at some of those
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
What happens if you shag a fat deaf girl up the arse when she's on the rag? Rainbow Wings?
C2RL R
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i have my red, brown and gold wings but not purple. i have had my gold wings many many times though so maybe i can have my honourary purple ones.
Kif
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Wolf Banging anyone??
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at some of them and at some as well

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
incest & scotland go together like biscuits and cheese


LMFAO Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Wikki Screenshot
the woman performs faillatio to completion


WTF who talks like that at all
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
I have my red, brown and gold wings but not purple.


Same
mattk
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red and brown here
Adam
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quote:
Originally posted by red_top
Im sure you've all heard about "your wings"(havnt read whole post so it may be a repost)

red wings=shaggin a girl on the rag


Apparently have to eat the bloody carpet to get red wings

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=red+wings
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Like i say, its different to where ur from lol and eatin that...no thanks, just had my tea.

[Edited on 19-02-2008 by red_top]
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Silver wings = OAP
White Wings = Virgin
pink wings = red + white at the same time :S
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Rainbow wings = u2u Robin.

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