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sand-eel
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24th Mar 08 at 19:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Timbalowned


How does that work fuck sponge?


fuck sponge..... i will probably use that alot now
sand-eel
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24th Mar 08 at 19:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Aaron
Yes, Scottish IIRC


what do you mean by that?
VegasPhil
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24th Mar 08 at 19:46   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at the story hahaha


Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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24th Mar 08 at 21:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
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at the story hahaha


+1, i found that quite funny
Aaron
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24th Mar 08 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Yes, Scottish IIRC


what do you mean by that?


Nothing
Russ
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24th Mar 08 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so your famiy can afford an x5 but you cant afford a new t-shirt? timbabollox if you ask me.
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24th Mar 08 at 22:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What the fuck has his family got to do with his clothes you fool?thats one of the stupidest replies iv ever read, so well done.
Russ
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24th Mar 08 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'm going to update the"have you got a CS stalker" thread, red_top is in love with me, replies to all my posts. i_feel_loved

[Edited on 24-03-2008 by Russ]
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24th Mar 08 at 22:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i think you should all leave timbaland alone!

timbaland you are a wally
V-Man
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24th Mar 08 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i found it funny lol, bit of a classic.

i laughed at 'timbalowned' and 'fucksponge' too
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i'm going to update the"have you got a CS stalker" thread, red_top is in love with me, replies to all my posts. i_feel_loved



No i reply to the gay comments you make cus your a cock, you tried to be funny but failed yet again, you're as funny as contracting aids.Every thread i make you leave a post trying to be funny and witty but you fail every time, my advice is dont do it if you dont like it done to you.
little_duke
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25th Mar 08 at 00:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

love it,doubt the police round here would have let me go tbh
Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by red_top
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i'm going to update the"have you got a CS stalker" thread, red_top is in love with me, replies to all my posts. i_feel_loved



No i reply to the gay comments you make cus your a cock, you tried to be funny but failed yet again, you're as funny as contracting aids.Every thread i make you leave a post trying to be funny and witty but you fail every time, my advice is dont do it if you dont like it done to you.
i replied to one post of yours, dont flatter yourself winston

[Edited on 25-03-2008 by Russ]
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25th Mar 08 at 00:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Remarkably similar, taken from http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=42530&page=4

"This happened to a mate of mine. Now in the UK we have a hand sign for a wanker, its a loosely clenched fist that is shaken up and down as to immitate masturbating. OK?. Are we all familiar the V sign ? and we all know flipping the middle finger, yes?. Lets get going then.

My mate is driving down the M25 around London ( big ringroad type freeway to you yanks) and is going about 80mph in the middle lane. After a while he notices a car next to him in the fast lane keeping the same speed. He gets a feeling that the other cars passenger is staring at him ,so gives him a glance. The passenger stares at my mate and gives him the wanker sign. Now this winds my mate right up, so he replies with the same sign. the passenger then gives the sign back. My mate replies with a load of wanker, V, and finger signs, and is mouthing loads and loads of abuse to the passenger. He told me he was gestering the guy in the other car to pull over and have a fight all the while with wanker, V, and finger signs.
The other car then pulls away and then pulls in front of my mate and to his horror a sign flips up in the back of the other car that says "POLICE, PULL OVER!" so my mate is thinking " oh fuck" . The "passenger" gets out of the car and puts on his hat and comes to my mate, and taps on the window.
Policeman; "Good morning sir, are you in the habit of making offensive gestures to police officers?"
My mate; "No, not normally"
Policeman; "Then why were you?"
My mate; " Well you started it by calling me a wanker!"
Policeman; "Hows that then sir?"
My mate; "Well, you started giving me the wanker sign, and i'm not going to take that off anybody am i?"
Policeman: "Wanker sign sir? "
My mate; "Yeh, you know," showing the policeman the hand gesture.

Policeman; " No sir, i was just trying to tell you to put your seatbelt on"

they laughed and let him go about his day I forgot to mention it was a policecar with no markings on it ."
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Now that is strange isnt it. Surely someone couldnt be making a story up for attention
Russ
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25th Mar 08 at 00:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

timbland just lost 13 internets
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i replied to once post of yours, dont flatter yourself winston


Dont flatter myself?yet you go and leave a reply in premium sayin im following you, you dick.You left a reply which was dumb as fuck, how has his parents being able to afford an x5 got anything to do with him wearing an old t-shirt..think about it??

As far as i know he lives in his own house, and has a good job so im pretty sure he can afford what ever he wants.Like i said before..

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Originally posted by red_top
thats one of the stupidest replies iv ever read, so well done.


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25th Mar 08 at 00:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by red_top
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i replied to once post of yours, dont flatter yourself winston


Dont flatter myself?yet you go and leave a reply in premium sayin im following you, you dick.You left a reply which was dumb as fuck, how has his parents being able to afford an x5 got anything to do with him wearing an old t-shirt..think about it??

As far as i know he lives in his own house, and has a good job so im pretty sure he can afford what ever he wants.Like i said before..

quote:
Originally posted by red_top
thats one of the stupidest replies iv ever read, so well done.



i live in a 6 bed mansion in 103 acres of prime hunting land, everyday i chase dear in my GT2 and shoot them with my mp5-sd. i also have a big e-penis.
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25th Mar 08 at 00:37   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok cool.

Jump on the 'i hate timbaland' bandwagon more, you havnt quite made it fully on yet.
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25th Mar 08 at 00:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Anyone bickering like children will be banned in 30 minutes, make your choice.
Russ
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25th Mar 08 at 00:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how long will ban last?
JonnyJ
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25th Mar 08 at 00:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your a poo poo head russ
DannyB
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Apologies, il be quiet.
Russ
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toss off fart face
little_duke
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25th Mar 08 at 01:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

this thread !

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