Cosmo
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Originally posted by strick206
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Originally posted by Cosmo
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Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
i wondered how long it'd take you
3mins, Im obviously slacking.
Your missus would love it to take 3 mins 
I cant help it, the tought of you just makes me explode.
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Nath
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You were thinking of me the other day, now strick. You're fucking sick.
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Cosmo
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Originally posted by Nath
You were thinking of me the other day, now strick. You're fucking sick.
You make me last longer, Strick makes me last less.
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Nath
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Not really sure whose shoes I'd rather be in 
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strick206
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[Edited on 15-05-2008 by strick206]
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Richie B
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Originally posted by Colin
The Oppsosition Cannot Score
Cuellar Cuellar
The Oppsosition Cannot Score
Cuellar Cuellar
Hes 6ft 2, with curly hair
Fucked up teeth but we dont care
Carlos Cuellar the player of the year!!
I always wondered what that song was
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
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Originally posted by Colin
to the tune of 'I Love You Baby'
Oh Carlos Cuellar
You are the love of my life
Oh Carlos Cuellar
I'd let you sh@g my wife
Oh Carlos Cuellar
We want curly hair too
like our version, just with christian dailly
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mikenoncorsa
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Remember when Van Persie was accused of rape................
to the tune of Craig David: Re-Wind
Van persie,
Whena girl says No,
Molest her!!
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Richie B
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Tom J
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If you don't f**ing bounce, If you don't f**ing bounce you're a blade
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Jamescorsa97
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The best one i heard was the one liverpool fans sung, i think.
Something like.....
Don't blame it on the Biscan don't blame it on the finnan, don't blame it on the Hamann Blame it on Traore!
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet!
[Edited on 19-05-2008 by Jamescorsa97]
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BigSte
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Originally posted by Tom J
If you don't f**ing bounce, If you don't f**ing bounce you're a blade
boring to be honest....a bouncy song in that slow dreary tone just sounds daft
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--DAN--
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Originally posted by Mike2k111
(To the tune of the current Torres song)
His neck scars proved he lost his head. TEVEZ TEVEZ
You'll never Shag a sexy bird
TEVEZ TEVEZ
You Ugly Tw*t, you argy c*nt, thev've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Son.
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by --DAN--
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Originally posted by Mike2k111
(To the tune of the current Torres song)
His neck scars proved he lost his head. TEVEZ TEVEZ
You'll never Shag a sexy bird
TEVEZ TEVEZ
You Ugly Tw*t, you argy c*nt, thev've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munsters Son.
that is class
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Nath
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Hammer
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Oh the rangers are shite
Oh the rangers are shite
Oh the rangers are shite
Repeat to fade.....
Does what it says on the tin really.
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mikenoncorsa
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In for a week, out for a month
In for a week, out for a month
Robben is a tampon!!
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Richie B
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Oh me lads, ye shuda seen us gannin,
Passin the folks alang the road just as they were stannin,
Tha wis lots o' lads and lasses there, all wi smilin faces,
Gannin alang the Scotswood Road to see the Blaydon Races.
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ash87
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He's big, he's black
He's had a heart attack
It's Kanu, it's Kanu.
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--DAN--
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WTF PMSL!!
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IvIarkgraham
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to the tune of "i love you baby"
oh Carlos Cueller
You are the love of my life
oh Carlos Cueller
i'd let you shag my wife
oh Carlos Cueller
i want curly hair tooooo
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IvIarkgraham
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na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
he's 6ft 3
got curly hair
his teeth are fucked but we dont care
Carlos Cueller Rangers centre half
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jim_r1
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamescorsa97
The best one i heard was the one liverpool fans sung, i think.
Something like.....
Don't blame it on the Biscan don't blame it on the finnan, don't blame it on the Hamann Blame it on Traore!
[Edited on 19-05-2008 by Jamescorsa97]
don't blame it on henry, don't blame it on the injuries, don't blame it on the referees, blame it on eboue (Arsenal)
oh when the beans
come out the tin
oh when the beans come out the tin
you put the bread in the toaster
oh when the beans come out the tin
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jim_r1
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/7400810.stm
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Mather.16v
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quote:
Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
we drink a drink a drink
to eric the king the king the king
cos he's the leader of our football team
he's the greatest centre forward
that the world has ever seen
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what a friend we have in jesus
he's our saviour from afar
what a friend we have in jesus
and his name is cantona
oooh ah cantona
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we're just one of those teams that you see now and then
we often score six but we seldom score ten
we beat them at home and we beat them away
we'll kill any bastards that get in our way
we are the pride of all europe
the cock of the north
we hate the scousers
the cockneys of course(and leeds)
we are united without any doubt
we are the manchester boys
Manchester (x 8)
From the green and gold, to Rossobianchi
The boys from Old Trafford, mean everything to me
The pride of all Europe, the team above all teams
We are United, and so we all sing
United (x 8)
Fight for Manchester, and the RED ARMY
Fight for United, our glorious history
Fight for the Red shirts, as they fight for you and me
Fight for the greatness, of M.U.F.C
to the tune of sos cagon, sang by river plate... quiet new and has only been sung at aways, i really want it to take off tho, it sounds awesome
and also...
whos that man from argentina,
whos that man we all adore,
plays with rooney, plays with wes,
hes our superstar tevez,
and forever at united he will score
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