Steve
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i reckon he would have made quite a good novelist the depth of his stories is fantastic
[Edited on 17-02-2011 by Steve]
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mwg
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Wonder what he is doing now, could be quite disturbing to find out his next trick
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Colin
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quote: Originally posted by J da Silva
To add to the many interesting reads on here today, thought this would be a good one, most posts in offday are just banter most of the time, so this should be good......
I'll start...
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called CS
In west San Paulo born and raised
On the Fireprotection Industry was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all making up fake sisters outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Rotherham'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Rotherham living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of CS dispair
Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said LAFFIN and it had scouse perm in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man dont botherim' - 'Yo home to Rotherham'
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of CS dispair
[Edited on 05-08-2008 by J da Silva]
[Edited on 17-02-2011 by Colin]
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Russ
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Dr Pepper
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Must have a lot of free time on his hands now he doesnt have to come up with this kind of shite
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3CorsaMeal
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cosmo seems the same, now i read his stuff and he isn't here.
did he just make stuff up too?
i'm angry about all this
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Nath
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What a fucking nutbar
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adiohead
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Nath
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the fuck?!
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DannyB
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yay another old as fuck thread
edit: he was online yesterday aswell
[Edited on 17-02-2011 by DannyB]
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3CorsaMeal
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can anyone answer about Cosmos, did he really own all the bridal shops or was he just a weirdo that wears his mums dress while online?
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Nath
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quote: Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
can anyone answer about Cosmos, did he really own all the bridal shops or was he just a weirdo that wears his mums dress while online?
He's real.
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3CorsaMeal
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did he own all this stuff he said, or did he just deliver things for his parents business?
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SetH
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quote: Originally posted by DannyB
yay another old as fuck thread
edit: he was online yesterday aswell
[Edited on 17-02-2011 by DannyB]
Why in the name of God are his accounts not fucking banned?
explain this to me Admin, I do not understand your administrative procedures?!?! WTFAH64APACHEMI24HIND teh fuck is going on1?1/11/!?!?
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adiohead
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& tell us his other usernames
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adiohead
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the gypo was on today!
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SetH
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FFS disgraceful fucking interwebz police... ban those accounts JESUS WEPT ARSE JUICE
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Jambo
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Nath in before me with nutbar comment
Ah well in before Nathy87 BOOM
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DannyB
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
explain this to me Admin, I do not understand your administrative procedures?!?! WTFAH64APACHEMI24HIND teh fuck is going on1?1/11/!?!?
I'm not an admin, I dont have any contol over who gets banned, I moderate a few sections which basically means I can move threads around and edit them if necessasry. I have as many 'admin' powers as you do.
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DannyB
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quote: Originally posted by SetH
FFS disgraceful fucking interwebz police... ban those accounts JESUS WEPT ARSE JUICE
Why do you want them banned? Ian is the only person who can ban people.
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3CorsaMeal
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Can't imagine the amount of custard he would have to buy before i believed any of his pics.
its just not possible
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Ben J
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Well some cunt needs to ban the accounts FFS. Its a no brainer.
And STOP FUCKING DRAGGING THESE CUNTING THREADS BACK.
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3CorsaMeal
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quote: Originally posted by J da Silva
The sheer fact is 80% of the replies in this thread are fictional. But that's because it's deemed 'cool' to be that.
from another thread, am scared to dig it up as it might send some people over the edge
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SetH
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ROFL
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Kerry
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LMAO
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