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20valver
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
question how would you tune a lc


If I had a Lotus Carlton (I know that isn't what you are refering to but it is a Vauxhall site and that is what people will interpret that as!) then I wouldn't bother pissing about with it TBH.

If however you mean a glorified push bike then I would put a resistor in the temp sensor, fasten a flux capacitor to the radio and stick some root veg in the airbox = BHP.


glorified push bike = what is
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I was talking to a mate who uses MK3OC (this has been linked on there as they also think you are a bit of a Brad Pitt head!) and he was saying you are 38? Is that right?

Surely at 38 you should be able to structure a reasonable reply and can grasp the difference between an equals sign and a question mark? Unless you actually are confirming that an 'LC' (as you put it) is a glorified BMX?
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
I was talking to a mate who uses MK3OC (this has been linked on there as they also think you are a bit of a Brad Pitt head!) and he was saying you are 38? Is that right?

Surely at 38 you should be able to structure a reasonable reply and can grasp the difference between an equals sign and a question mark? Unless you actually are confirming that an 'LC' (as you put it) is a glorified BMX?


power to weight ratio 40 bhp lc = 350bhp/400bhp in astra or corsa
need a full bike licence category

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by 20valver]

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by 20valver]
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You really are a bonafide special needs person aren't you?

If so, I am genuinely sorry for ripping the piss out of you as you obviously cannot help it with all that windowlene that you must be ingesting.

How the hell can you compare a bike to a car? They are totally different in every respect.

Seriously, do us all a favour and sign up for the military. They will probably offer you a special cannon fodder position on a rate that far surpasses your McDonalds checkout wage.

EDIT: If your 40BHP Bike is the equal of a 400BHP Corsa on power/weight then it must weight about 95KG.

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by LETGSI16V]
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
Problem again - no bastard cucumbers.


There's your problem!

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by Gibbon]
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How the hell can you compare a bike to a car?

simple if bike has 30 bhp and then the astra or corsa needs 300 bhp to 350 bhp to equal the same acceleration as the bike from a standing start
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Seriously what planet are you on, Im not suprised you get banned from everywhere. Why are you telling us this nonsense?we really dont care.
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So you are saying that a Corsa is 10 - 11.66 times heavier than a bike? You are saying a Corsa is as heavy as an Astra? You are saying that the engines in a bike are comparable to those of a car? That they have the same handling, the same transmissions, the same number of wheels?

It is like comparing a fleece jacket to a fucking BLT sandwich.

Do us all a favour and f*ck off, you don't know the difference between an onion ring and a sodding piston ring.
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Seriously what planet are you on, Im not suprised you get banned from everywhere. Why are you telling us this nonsense?we really dont care.


the burt Munro planet
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Well stay there, save us from your bullshit.
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weirdo i dont think he even get job in mcdonalds to behonest
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Well stay there, save us from your bullshit.


what bull shit are you on about
WHO IS BURT MUNRO
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All the bullshit that you type.

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All the bullshit that you type.

Burt Munro


WHO IS BURT MUNRO
Limecat
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quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
Well stay there, save us from your bullshit.


what bull shit are you on about
WHO IS BURT MUNRO


Some old bastard that is long since dead. He is now turning in his grave at the link between you and himself.

EDIT: Nurse. NURSE!!!! 20valver needs more morphine. Infact make that cyanide.

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by LETGSI16V]
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quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
Well stay there, save us from your bullshit.


what bull shit are you on about
WHO IS BURT MUNRO


Some old bastard that is long since dead. He is now turning in your grave at the link between you and himself.


burt made his own pistons/con rods/ racing slick tyres/ 4 valves per cylinder head/ cast iron cylinder liners
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All the bullshit that you type.

Burt Munro


WHO IS BURT MUNRO


you really need to get a life.
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
All the bullshit that you type.

Burt Munro


WHO IS BURT MUNRO


you really need to get a life.


I almost agree. I actually think he needs to obtain an after life, by ending this one.
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quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
quote:
Originally posted by LETGSI16V
quote:
Originally posted by 20valver
quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
Well stay there, save us from your bullshit.


what bull shit are you on about
WHO IS BURT MUNRO


Some old bastard that is long since dead. He is now turning in your grave at the link between you and himself.


burt made his own pistons/con rods/ racing slick tyres/ 4 valves per cylinder head/ cast iron cylinder liners


no one has beat his speed record to this day
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Answering your own posts, score.
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Answering your own posts, score.


20valver
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Answering your own posts, score.

so you shag under age birds then
20valver
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quote:
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quote:
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Answering your own posts, score.

15 or not, pussy is pussy
so you shag under age birds then
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
Answering your own posts, score.

so you shag under age birds then



Quoted for randomness.

rofl, can't you read old man?who does it say it was originally posted by?

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by Danny_v6]
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quote:
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Originally posted by 20valver
quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
Answering your own posts, score.

so you shag under age birds then



Quoted for randomness.


ok

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