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DizzyRebel

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11th Jun 09 at 23:22

quote:
Originally posted by Gareth F
This is so wrong

Chloe stop asking people to bum them with a dildo, its just not nice

How would you know, have you had it done to you before?

S@M

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11th Jun 09 at 23:26

quite alot of girls do ATM> Ass to mouth

but its on the porno's and they get paid well for it, cant imagine anyone wanting to do it....

lol

chloe16v

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11th Jun 09 at 23:28

and most on the porn vids are fake, if it cuts from where its up her ass then cuts to it in her mouth then its fake and hes been and washed it first

Dione J

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11th Jun 09 at 23:33

chloe do you still have that pic of you with the dildo?

am4nf

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11th Jun 09 at 23:35

tbh when you think about it any girl would need to be off their head to lick their own shit

plus in the case of pornos they have colonic irrigation *sp before hand = no shite in their ass

chloe16v

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11th Jun 09 at 23:37

quote:
Originally posted by am4nf

plus in the case of pornos they have colonic irrigation *sp before hand = no shite in their ass

that is true

chloe16v

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11th Jun 09 at 23:37

quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
chloe do you still have that pic of you with the dildo?

no i dont and that wouldnt get posted again even if i did

am4nf

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11th Jun 09 at 23:43

Ste

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12th Jun 09 at 00:26

quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
chloe do you still have that pic of you with the dildo?

Haha, the CS resident perv is at it again

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.

dannymccann

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12th Jun 09 at 08:22

quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
tbh when you think about it any girl would need to be off their head to lick their own shit

plus in the case of pornos they have colonic irrigation *sp before hand = no shite in their ass

I have always wondered tbh how they get around 'the problem'

taylorboosh

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12th Jun 09 at 10:05

quote:
Originally posted by Ste W

quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
chloe do you still have that pic of you with the dildo?

Haha, the CS resident perv is at it again

comes up it any thread shes in tbh lmao, i wish i seen it

S@M

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12th Jun 09 at 18:00

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann

quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
tbh when you think about it any girl would need to be off their head to lick their own shit

plus in the case of pornos they have colonic irrigation *sp before hand = no shite in their ass

I have always wondered tbh how they get around 'the problem'

yeh its basically a hose shoved up their ass, and washes it out

lol

Liam B

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12th Jun 09 at 18:07

quote:
Originally posted by cb87
and most on the porn vids are fake, if it cuts from where its up her ass then cuts to it in her mouth then its fake and hes been and washed it first

Christ, your quite well informed

Rob_Lee

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12th Jun 09 at 19:41

Andrew

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12th Jun 09 at 22:07

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Who was it on here, Andrew?. Who said the bird stopped halfway through and got up to go for a shit?

Stud

I've had some right dirt bags over the years

This girl in particular was greatful of anything

am4nf

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12th Jun 09 at 22:29

lmfao

DannyB

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12th Jun 09 at 22:51

lol Dione, haven't seen you post in months and you come out with that, smooth mate

C2RL R

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12th Jun 09 at 23:01

quote:
Originally posted by john-d
comes up it any thread shes in tbh lmao, i wish i seen it

you really don't!

Partyvan

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12th Jun 09 at 23:05

I had a girl caught up in the moment say "oooooh daddy" just as I blew my man-paste into her ham wallet.

I wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry or just punch her.

richc

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13th Jun 09 at 01:49

quote:
Originally posted by Partyvan
I had a girl caught up in the moment say "oooooh daddy" just as I blew my man-paste into her ham wallet.

I wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry or just punch her.

Hit her and say im not your father you inbread bitch.....

XSIHardy

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13th Jun 09 at 07:44

" im shagging yooooooooou "

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13th Jun 09 at 10:17

quote:
Originally posted by Andrew

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Who was it on here, Andrew?. Who said the bird stopped halfway through and got up to go for a shit?

Stud

I've had some right dirt bags over the years This girl in particular was greatful of anything

Why dont I believe you...

liamC

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13th Jun 09 at 10:28

quote:
Originally posted by Andrew

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Who was it on here, Andrew?. Who said the bird stopped halfway through and got up to go for a shit?

Stud

I've had some right dirt bags over the years This girl in particular was greatful of anything

If you say this enough times you may start to believe it yourself.

Skylined

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13th Jun 09 at 10:35

quote:
Originally posted by S@M

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann

quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
tbh when you think about it any girl would need to be off their head to lick their own shit

plus in the case of pornos they have colonic irrigation *sp before hand = no shite in their ass

I have always wondered tbh how they get around 'the problem'

yeh its basically a hose shoved up their ass, and washes it out

lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema

Partyvan

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Registered: 21st Feb 09
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13th Jun 09 at 12:57

Girls don't actually poop the way us guys do. They have faries that come and carry the logs away during the night.

This is why buttsecks with girls is so full of win.

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