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Scotty_B

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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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16th Jun 09 at 12:07

quote:
Originally posted by James

quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Fleshlights are the future.

I'd prefer one of those rubber fannies moulded from a famous porn star.

It would be like throwing a pencil down the Grand Canyon.

Depends how big your pencil is, I guess.

J da Silva

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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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16th Jun 09 at 13:35

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Aye, you might aswell fuck a welly.

Is that a new slang term for a Welsh scally?

Tom G

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Location: Cheshire
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16th Jun 09 at 15:50

quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Aye, you might aswell fuck a welly.

Is that a new slang term for a Welsh scally?

Or just a actual welly

sam-smith

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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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16th Jun 09 at 16:47

http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Ass.asp what about a vibrating ass?

now this looks the shizzzlleee

Jenko_Sport

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Registered: 25th May 06
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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16th Jun 09 at 16:54

quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Ass.asp what about a vibrating ass?

now this looks the shizzzlleee

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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16th Jun 09 at 16:56

Fucking

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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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16th Jun 09 at 16:57

A man dildo, now why didn't I think of that?

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16th Jun 09 at 16:58

quote:
Originally posted by Jenko_Sport

quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
http://realisticvaginas.69adulttoys.com/CyberSkin-Vibrating-Perfect-Ass.asp what about a vibrating ass?

now this looks the shizzzlleee

Thunder lolz!

Tom G

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Registered: 4th Aug 08
Location: Cheshire
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16th Jun 09 at 18:32

quote:
Originally posted by DannyB
Whats wrong with having a wank?

Just sit on your hand till it's numb then it won't feel like you're doing it.

sleeping beauty

Bonney

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Registered: 14th Nov 04
Location: St Helens
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16th Jun 09 at 19:10

Suppose theres one good thing about the flashlight thing. It never gets an headache!

sam-smith

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Location: plymouth, UK
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16th Jun 09 at 19:26

someone just got the ole headache excuse then?

sand-eel

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22nd Aug 11 at 20:22

lol

Nath

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22nd Aug 11 at 20:39

What were you 'searching' for to find this?

Eck

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22nd Aug 11 at 20:43

quote:
Originally posted by Shell
I thought a flesh light was one of those contraptions that shows up bodily fluids on surfaces etc?

If I had seen this comment two years ago I'd have beaten you around the head

sand-eel

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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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22nd Aug 11 at 20:47

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
What were you 'searching' for to find this?

I read something here, that reminded me of it

fazza

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Registered: 7th Feb 08
Location: Plymouth
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:08

samsmith lives in plymouth

fleshlight friend

Dan

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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:18

I'm an official stockist of fleshlights

missus told me to try one out while she was recovering from preggorz.

I'm not saying it as a sales pitch, but they really are the dogs bollocks.

Why more men don't have them I'll never know. Especially single men.

[Edited on 22-08-2011 by Dan]

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sam-smith

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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:25

what a thread.... seriously though how much im currently single.......

JaffaTB

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Registered: 7th Oct 09
Location: Sheffield, South Yorkshire
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:37

ive had one lol

good but soon get bored of cleaning it afterwards and resort to a good old wank into some bog roll

nathy_87

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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:38

2years on and your still single. I'm sorry it's not funny.

sam-smith

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Location: plymouth, UK
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:49

i havent been single the whole two years mate haha

DannyB

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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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22nd Aug 11 at 21:53

Must be pretty degrading fucking a piece of metal and rubber assembled by a 10 year old Chinese girl, then cleaning your own junk out of it when you're finished?

3CorsaMeal

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22nd Aug 11 at 22:11

its part of being the internet

Ojc

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Registered: 14th Nov 00
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23rd Aug 11 at 06:02

Cool

sc0ott

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23rd Aug 11 at 06:09

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