JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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Shave her head. Not only will she look a fool but she also then has no need for a hairdresser.
Then cunt punt her
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Genius.
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Rob_Lee
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Registered: 9th Dec 05
Location: Folkestone Drives: Nova 1.6 16v
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Sod her off matey.
I'd never give anyone a second chance if they did that!
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willay
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Organiser: South East, National Events
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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house fire tbh
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AK
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Registered: 5th Jul 00
Location: Aberdeen City
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If you have no ties to her.... house, kids, married etc just kick her into touch.
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stan_the_man
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Registered: 14th Feb 07
Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Has anyone suggested leaving her?
Oh....wait........
Kick her in the slice.
As said, there is NO excuse for cheating. None.
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
Location: Location Location
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Shag someone, film it then show it to her and say "now do you know how i feel" then sleep your way through her family and friends.
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Corsa_Quadz
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Registered: 24th Feb 08
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Your only lowering yourself if you do the same, she clearly didnt give a fuck about it in the first place to care how you would feel.
Id fuck it off mate, there would be too much tension and every fall out would result in that.
Clam slap and move on, Shag her mum HARD then pimp slap her dad.......Get em powder!
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Ojc
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Registered: 14th Nov 00
Location: Reading: Drives : Clio 197
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He won't take any of this advice onboard and will chase her around like a divvy.
People learn the hard way.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Ask her to come round for dinner and then get 'Ted Bundy' on her 
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sc0ott
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Registered: 16th Feb 09
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does the hair dresser think hes Zohan?
know him out, then knock her out. although both may fight back in the same manner. just watch out for hair pulling, nipping, bitting etc from both parties.
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Och its done... If you stay together you will just always use that as the argument..
"Let me stick it up your arse"
"no"
"But you fucking cheated on me"
It will get boring.
Does little lawah like batty sex is the more important question 
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Gareth F
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Registered: 16th Jan 08
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^ agreed, 10 pages poll thread coming up
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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Tell her her haircuts shit!
and get rid 100%
Once a cheat always a cheat, It will happen again!
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Och its done... If you stay together you will just always use that as the argument..
"Let me stick it up your arse"
"no"
"But you fucking cheated on me"
It will get boring.
TBH the hairdresser has probably tested the shit chute.
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Ellis
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Registered: 11th Sep 07
Location: Aberdeenshire
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Burn her to the ground.
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will_ainsworth
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: London, UK
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land your anchor in poo bay then cum on her back and write slut on a bit of paper stick said paper on her back with your man glue and walk out 
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ajscorsa
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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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quote:
Originally posted by will_ainsworth
land your anchor in poo bay then cum on her back and write slut on a bit of paper stick said paper on her back with your man glue and walk out
and video it for corsasport lol
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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Dump the slag. Your stay with her, wasting fanny action time elsewhere, then 6 months or a year down the line she'll be up to it again, dump you and fuck off with someone else. Get rid now
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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Fuck, I wouldnt even question it she would be long gone now. No matter how much I loved her, it would be harder to stay with her after that I reckon, shes obviously bored of you, thankfully I've never had it happen to me or I just dont know about it so fuck it did she come clean to you or did you find out?
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Anty
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Registered: 19th Mar 08
Location: droitwich
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she got ne sisters? if soo fuck them
as said on page one, fuck all her mates..
give her some nightol.. wen shes asleep shave her head to food.. perm maker specs and a beard
then write on her back i am a c nut !!
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by JayM
did she come clean to you or did you find out?
Her muff was permed.
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by JayM
did she come clean to you or did you find out?
Her muff was permed.
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
Location: Liverpool
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shout that
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