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FlaFFy_91
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30th Sep 09 at 12:35   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
are they space pants?
cos your arse is out of this world



what do you want for breakfast?



cant beleive no one has said the classic

nice legs... what time do they open
danny_vx
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30th Sep 09 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do they ever work? lol
sc0ott
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your legs remind me of ASDA.

they are open 24/7
LukeS
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30th Sep 09 at 14:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
your legs remind me of ASDA.

they are open 24/7


im sure a girl would let you jump inside her if you said this to her
sc0ott
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30th Sep 09 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
is they are a size 18+ then probably them all.
LukeS
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sc0ott
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kids will do anything for daiylea.
LukeS
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dairylea*?
sc0ott
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no thanks.
MarkSport
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
is they are a size 18+ then probably them all.


sc0ott
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oops.

IF
LukeS
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i think he was questioning the size 18+ plus part
sc0ott
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big girls take it when they can.
LukeS
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ermm...
sc0ott
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the cock.
DannyB
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Big girls try harder as they get it less.
LukeS
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yeah but size 18+ is huge.
LukeS
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your all out of your skull
sc0ott
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you're*?
LukeS
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Meh was talking to more than 1 person.
sc0ott
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you're (you are) all out of your skulls.
LukeS
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some cheesy shit goin on here , defo using a few next time ive wasted
DC90
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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either, but its enough to break the ice!
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quote:
Originally posted by DC90
How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either, but its enough to break the ice!


boom boom tssshhhhh.

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