Daimo B
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I always wanted to try a squirter (in her place of course).
whats what chicks name on youporn, cyntheria or something.. 
I aint going preim, been here too long, someone u2u me evidence
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Half Pint
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have you noticed no girls have posted in here... where is Lawrah ?
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Ojc
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Never had a squirter, had a bird that has a fanny like a riped out fire place, looked like she had set off a hand grenade in her pants.
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Daimo B
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All the girls are all mouth thats why.
Comes to talking about real life stuff, as in REAL life stuff, they wimp away as they are worried their sexual desires will be pounced upon by the predators such as the Seth (and now by the Incredible HalfPint...)
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willay
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quote: Originally posted by VXR
I always wanted to try a squirter (in her place of course).
mate it aint great, it felt like she was pissing on me
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Half Pint
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quote: Originally posted by willay
quote: Originally posted by VXR
I always wanted to try a squirter (in her place of course).
mate it aint great, it felt like she was pissing on me
this is so true... really fucks up the bed and you need pre warning so you can get the pissy protector on the bed before hand.....
Note to all those pulling strays, go to hers and let her deal with the mess in the morning!
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SetH
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my experiences of squirting.
whilst recieing some serious hand puppet action the 42 yr old porn star milf start gushing, straight onto my leg all over the floor, shit loads of it.... not overly nice and despite some of the arguements with friends it wasnt piss, i was observing its point of origin and trajectory.
2nd squirty, the blonde pamela anderson fittie.... so tight that everytime she squirted it forced your old boy out. I shit you not five of you could be behind me holding me in place and it would still get fired out with each squirt
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willay
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yes the only warning i got was "I cum like a porn star" - and I wasnt too sure what she meant by that so carried on as you do and then BOOM she ruined the covers on her parents bed, classy.
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GF-91
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Brown wings
A2M!
Fucked while on period? Im guessing thats a red wing? :/
hmmmmmm what elsee!!
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SetH
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reminds me of a porno i saw once this guy was like "holy shit ladies and gentlemean we got a SQUIRTER!!! SQUIRTER!! Holy Shit!!"
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Daimo B
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Thats why i added about going to hers 
Need porn stylee warning so you can GTF outta there....
Then while her legs are quivering away, ram her again....
I watched that video too many times clearly 
[Edited on 13-11-2009 by VXR]
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Half Pint
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Seth,
the u2u i sent.... udders of epic proportion and with plenty of slappage available...
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Half Pint
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quote: Originally posted by VXR
Thats why i added about going to hers 
Need porn stylee warning so you can GTF outta there....
Then while her legs are quivering away, ram her again....
I watched that video too many times clearly 
[Edited on 13-11-2009 by VXR]
mouth full of irn bur.... trying to hold laugh.... sprayed the bloody room
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Daimo B
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All we need is some pics now 
Actually, don't, Tonys on the boil
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X16joeXE
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quote: Originally posted by VXR
I always wanted to try a squirter (in her place of course).
whats what chicks name on youporn, cyntheria or something.. 
I aint going preim, been here too long, someone u2u me evidence
HAH Ive got her in a folder somewhere, Squirting on Ksex radio. It go's atleast 6-10ft:O
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Richardhhha
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red wings
Brown wings
Pregers wings
2am on front door wings
Back of car wings
Hand disaperes wings
Make her stop moving wings..
Virgin wings x3
Bedroom floor & mum walks in wings lol
People outside the window telling you to shut up wings
Oh and when the misses finaly gets her mo jo back it will be mummy's wings
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richc
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quote: Originally posted by Half Pint
quote: Originally posted by SetH
Oh how can i forget,
Preggers Anal & DP Wings (8 months 2 weeks gone)
numerous awards for outstanding fisting achievements.
Ass to mouth wings
8 months 2 weeks.
i now name thee..... SETH the Baptist!
Ive done 5 months 
Erm i cba with the wing things but
Ive had a boy-boy-boy-girl (yes me and my mates going through same girl ) No gayness
Erm, boy-boy-prossie - no gayness
Teenage pregreggers 
Erm done a bird in front of a gay man (i dunno where that would fall)
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richc
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Been caught by 3 different sets of parents too......Thats a not nice situation to be in, when you have just been all nice and friendly to them, then you go upstairs and damage their sweat daughter 
Do the car thing alot...
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JonnyJ
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Has Banjo string wings been mentioned yet?
That was a rough night
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Jake
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chicken wings wings - smashing the granmother out of it whilst working on a bargain bucket
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Andrew
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quote: Originally posted by JonnyJ
Has Banjo string wings been mentioned yet?
That was a rough night
Fuckin hell, i did that once after a lot of beer. It took weeks to heal
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Andrew
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Red Wings
Brown Winds
Heffer going for a shit half way through wings
Virgin Wings
Broken back seat wings
Screaming bitch wings
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DannyB
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I have a few, including 'disability pro' badge, well I say disabled she wasn't a full on mong, she was deaf (hearing aids the lot)
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Whittie
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Pregnant with twins wings

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John
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Daimo will love this being brought back up now he's mellowed out and started frequenting the site again.
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