Daveskater
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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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quote: Originally posted by Wrighty_1988
roll just a tiny bit onto his drive andd then do a massive burnout?
Liking this
Numberwang!
Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men
Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle
Look at my pictures
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.
Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.
your such a prick cosmo.
you're
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.
Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.
your such a prick cosmo.
you're
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GF-91
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You could find out his favourite takeaway place and make a HUGE order and have them deliver it to him, when he says he didn't order it they won't let him order again
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sand-eel
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How would you find out his favourite take away place?
1st option...
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"oh hi, its yongs wangs round the corner" - man
"cheers pal" - skyline man.
2nd option (most likely)
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"FUCK OFF" - man
You are loosing it gary, you aren't thinking straight.
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Liam B
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Shag his misses/sister/daughter/cat
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
How would you find out his favourite take away place?
1st option...
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"oh hi, its yongs wangs round the corner" - man
"cheers pal" - skyline man.
2nd option (most likely)
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"FUCK OFF" - man
You are loosing it gary, you aren't thinking straight.
You could wait until he gets his next takeaway you absolute tool. Also, he may also leave the takeaway boxes in the designated cardboard/paper bag you might be able to tell from that.
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sand-eel
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How do you know its his favourite? It may just be one he picked up on the way home from a day out zorbing, which apparently he thought was over hyped.
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Root
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quote: Originally posted by GaryF
quote: Originally posted by sand-eel
How would you find out his favourite take away place?
1st option...
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"oh hi, its yongs wangs round the corner" - man
"cheers pal" - skyline man.
2nd option (most likely)
"ger aff me drive" - man
"ok...what is your fav take away place" - skyline man
"FUCK OFF" - man
You are loosing it gary, you aren't thinking straight.
You could wait until he gets his next takeaway you absolute tool. Also, he may also leave the takeaway boxes in the designated cardboard/paper bag you might be able to tell from that.
most of them are the exact same boxes...like 95% of takeaway places have the same boxes, pre-made and ordered from JJ foods
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GF-91
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Oh FFS. I'm pretty sure you could work it out if you used your brain/
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sand-eel
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nope
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Doug
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Matt just leave a car parked right on the end of your drive. On the absolute limit so he cannot possibly complain but will make life difficult for him
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Jake
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if he has a garden gnome kick it over
[Edited on 14-01-2010 by jake]
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by jake
if he has a garden gnome kick it over
[Edited on 14-01-2010 by jake]
oooo, you industrial prankster you.
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Andrew
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Can you not park a car at the end of your drive so he cannot reverse onto it?
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mark_gsi
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by jake
if he has a garden gnome kick it over
[Edited on 14-01-2010 by jake]
oooo, you industrial prankster you.
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mark_gsi
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wait till he's out, hose pipe through the letter box. flood house, comes back, oh no a pipe has burst, calls plumber nothing wrong costs him a fortune for getting a plumber out.
or not.
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Ian_GTI
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quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.
Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.
your such a prick cosmo.
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sand-eel
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£35 call out charge, won't break the bank probs tbh imo imho lol rofl ftw.
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GF-91
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It'd annoy him though. Also, new carpets!
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Ian_GTI
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.
Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.
your such a prick cosmo.
Another non-Prem who would get the real joke if he wasnt so cheap!
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lostboy
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Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.
Why do you need the chainsaw and mask if you're just going to burn his house down whilst he is sleeping?
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GF-91
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quote: Originally posted by lostboy
Get a ski mask a chainsaw and a high power torch, when he's asleep burn his house down.
The chainsaw does what to make a fire?
Edit- beaten by cosmo.
[Edited on 15-01-2010 by GaryF]
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ryzer
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
blow a ballon up tie a knot, then attach it to his tyre, so that when he drives he will drive over the balloon, go pop and feels like you've gota flat tyre, oh and record it.
Worse idea than the threesome with your gf and her ex-bf that you had.
your such a prick cosmo.
you're
absolutely sublime.
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