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Fro
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19th Feb 10 at 19:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by Graham88
Haven't had this yet tbh but I'm sure it won't be long

Although people don't expect my car to be as quick as it is so probably won't get it alot


Saw a white one earlier with a blondie behind the wheel
Graham88
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Should have pulled up and said "Hi, I know somebody with one of those too, can I have your number" I can guarantee she'd have given it

White ones do look bloody nice I must admit, did it have the Aero Kit do you know?
MarkSport
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Best thing i love doing is revving at the lights making them believe they will get a race then just pull off normal making them look a twat
Nic Barnes
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if someone performs a rev at the lights. Its a signal for game on. If you then just drive away normally, having instigated the racing scenario, its you that looks silly so no wonder people say they beat others.
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agreed, if your going to rev you may aswell hand it to them
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I love the fact that since I got my buckets, no-one ever tries it on

It's great cos that means they don't find out it's a 1.2

One thing I've come to enjoy recently is having straight line warriors sat on my back bumper, trying to 'push' me to go faster when I'm doing the speed limit then when we get to some bends suddenly they're not so fast and disappear from my rear view mirror
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I had the most boring race of all time, with my sxi against a bird in another sxi on the motorway, I would slip stream her slowly get past then hit a brick wall and then she would go past etc etc, this lasted for about 20 miles
Gareth F
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I seem to get baited now i have my old crappy sport alloys on whilst i sort some things out on my suspension. Its quite funny watching them eagerly sat there waiting for the lights to go green then my little 1.6 fires into life.
The Lexmaul makes me happy
Gareth F
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
I had the most boring race of all time, with my sxi against a bird in another sxi on the motorway, I would slip stream her slowly get past then hit a brick wall and then she would go past etc etc, this lasted for about 20 miles


If only you had put super unleaded in
a_j_mair
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19th Feb 10 at 23:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tbh who cares more to life

get over it

put your penis away
DAZ1985
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quote:
Originally posted by a_j_mair
tbh who cares more to life

get over it

put your penis away


antmashed
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20th Feb 10 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
what type of person actually types a thread title out and says LOlz?

well, apart from stavs?


me perhaps?
Corsa_Sport21
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20th Feb 10 at 14:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by john-d
agreed, if your going to rev you may aswell hand it to them


Done that before.

Pretty boy and his bleached blonde haired GF in a CTR pulled up beside me,looking over all smug at my caged up J reg Nissan Sunny.Hes feathering the throttle like he stood a chance.It was pretty much over for him before id even got out of 1st gear.Bye bye.

He pulled over up the road."What the fucks in that".......Same as yours,a 2.0 but with 313bhp.

His model-like GF had the biggest smile on her face.
Daveskater
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20th Feb 10 at 15:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She was wet for you mate.


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
taylorboosh
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dripping
Kurt
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Obviously didnt hit Vtec
Pip308
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like a fucked fridge
XSIHardy
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iv got a seat ibiza 1.4 constantly getting flogged by stuff dont bother me tho haha
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quote:
Originally posted by pip308
like a fucked fridge


nice term i think il use that 1 haha cheers
Rich H
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I don't get mush hassle round my way tbh.

Just a guy in a silver Corsa sometimes and a Punto trying it on against both of us

More interesting on motorways etc I find - had a few Beemers and jap things try it on - S2000 got a bit of a shock when I kept up with him.

Don't have too many slow cars try it on though - maybe I need to try baiting some for the lolz.
Daveskater
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20th Feb 10 at 17:41   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Rich H
maybe I need to try baiting some for the lolz.
Do it


Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures
davcohen
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I bought my sister a 1.7cdti sri corsa, she gets told in school your car is a diesel so its slow my 1.0/1.2 will thrash yours in a race.

they are only 17 years old but they really dont know what they are about
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quote:
Originally posted by Daveskater
quote:
Originally posted by Rich H
maybe I need to try baiting some for the lolz.
Do it


You know you will be Dave now you gotsa decent engine. Take off the badges and put SXi ones on

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