Bonney
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Just tell them that you will happily practice a few times. Then after the third or forth time, Just say you are a jaffa 
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lee_dodd
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Originally posted by adiohead
get a vasectomy and agree to do it
bit extreme lol
jus pull out and agree to try again and pull out again . . . . . . and jus keep doin that
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Hammer
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Ask yourself the question 5 seconds after a wank, that is the right answer.
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Bart
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you mind me asking how old the girls are?
Sounds like they're after council housing tbh
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DaveyLC
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28 and 24 both from very good famillies.
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Marc
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Double dip them.
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Paul_J
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pics of girls
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Andrew
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I'd agree to shag them both to get the preggers. Then pull it out last minute, cum all over there face and say i had second thoughts 
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BarnshaW
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in fairness the easiest way if being an anonymous sperm donor is rape.
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by DaveyLC
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Originally posted by C2RL R
you will just be classed as the father and will cop for all the legal responsibilities that go with it.
Normal 'anonymous' sperm donors arent though.. so there must be an official route that can be taken.
Yes, pretend you're a sperm doctor/specialits and tell them that the sperm has to be donated directly from the tip of your penis to their eyeballs, mouths, breasts and rectums.
Wear a balaclava too.
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richc
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seriously have you got pics...of the girls?
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J da Silva
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May I ask why you posted it on here? You're never going to get a lot of sensible feedback 
What do your friends think you should do?
[Edited on 22-02-2010 by J da Silva]
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Hello, I am DAVEYLC and I have been smoking something funny
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noshua
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Playa. Start banging them both and 'fake it'
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Adam C
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Originally posted by Colin
I dont think it sounds funny, I think it sounds rather sad.
What the fucks wrong with people......whats going through girls minds these days if there asking folk to get them pregers, so they can become single parents.
No doubt its a ploy to claim benifits but I really dont think its on at all, or fair on any possible baby. They should grow up, I bet their mearly kids themselves!!
More the shame on you for considering it, you should be dishing them out free handfulls of 'shut the fuck up', not spunk!!
Deary me!!
+1
Few girls my age(19) are the same, i think its rediculous, one girl I know aged twenty decided to have another kid so she could upgrade to a bigger house, shes 19 ffs and already had one kid at 16, she had seen what another girl I know had at 20, 2 kids and a house paid for her and wanted the same and openly admits to it.
Its disgusting, don't agree with it at all, davey keep your sperm to yourself
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chloe16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Green Thing
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
I dont think it sounds funny, I think it sounds rather sad.
What the fucks wrong with people......whats going through girls minds these days if there asking folk to get them pregers, so they can become single parents.
No doubt its a ploy to claim benifits but I really dont think its on at all, or fair on any possible baby. They should grow up, I bet their mearly kids themselves!!
More the shame on you for considering it, you should be dishing them out free handfulls of 'shut the fuck up', not spunk!!
Deary me!!
+1
Few girls my age(19) are the same, i think its rediculous, one girl I know aged twenty decided to have another kid so she could upgrade to a bigger house, shes 19 ffs and already had one kid at 16, she had seen what another girl I know had at 20, 2 kids and a house paid for her and wanted the same and openly admits to it.
Its disgusting, don't agree with it at all, davey keep your sperm to yourself
well she would be screwed if it was a child of the same sex as she already had, also different sex children can share a room untill the age of 12, so she fucked up big time 
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Jas
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loooool at cosmo's first reply fucking class
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Adam C
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
well she would be screwed if it was a child of the same sex as she already had, also different sex children can share a room untill the age of 12, so she fucked up big time
She has a girl at the minute, from what I have heard the kid will have to start going into some school soon and this doesnt give her what shes entitled to on benefits at the minute, and from what shes said if she has another kid she continues getting her benefits and can upgrade to a different house.
So what your saying is, if she has another girl she can't upgrade? but if she has a boy she can or can't?
Either way she seems to think she can get better from having another.
P.S - Im not too clued up on the matter of benefits and kids etc. so explain away
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chloe16v
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just as i thought, doesnt matter what sex child she has, she is only entitled to a 2 bedroom house
Household
Bedrooms
Family A – Couple with one child
2
Family B – Single parent with a girl aged 6 and a boy aged 8
2
Family C - Couple with a girl aged 6 and a boy aged 12
3
Family D – Single parent with a boy age 17 and boy age 12
3
Family E – Couple with girls age 17 and 14 and boy age 9
4
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chloe16v
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How many bedrooms am I allowed?
You are allowed one bedroom for
* each adult couple
* any other adult (aged 16 or over)
* any two children under 10
* any two children of the same sex under 16
* or for any other child.
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Adam C
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quote:
Originally posted by chloe16v
How many bedrooms am I allowed?
You are allowed one bedroom for
* each adult couple
* any other adult (aged 16 or over)
* any two children under 10
* any two children of the same sex under 16
Seems she is sorted for the first 4 then, she'll end up popping more kids out after this one anyway I would imagine.
How may kids do you have chloe?
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chloe16v
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i have 3
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Lawrah
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That makes me angry.
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chloe16v
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what does lawrah?
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Butler
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THIS IS SERIOUSLY MESSED UP
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