Neo
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Any tbh, If it was florida I'd want to do MGM and Seaworld and Epcot again too 
OMG
http://c20xe.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=546834
When is that fucking idiot turd going to be banned/killed
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
 Steve
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2876848/Megan-Fox-Ive-only-slept-with-two-men.html
I could be her 3rd I think 
This news makes me happy
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Conway563
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I found out yesterday apparently I'm going there next year 
I knew what that was going to be without even clicking it 
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Matt
Is wolverhampton commutable for you?
yeah it is  why?
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Matt L
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo
Any tbh, If it was florida I'd want to do MGM and Seaworld and Epcot again too
OMG
http://c20xe.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=546834
When is that fucking idiot turd going to be banned/killed
mike go florida May 12-19th ill be there 
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Matt
Is wolverhampton commutable for you?
yeah it is why?
I'll u2u you another job spec
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Matt
Is wolverhampton commutable for you?
yeah it is why?
I'll u2u you another job spec
 awesome,
my god mikes hyper active moods getting to me now
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
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email i just lol'd at.
Man Laws:
1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
5. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is forbidden.
However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.
In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
7. In the mini-bus, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
8. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
9. You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment (commonly known as a Dutch oven), she's officially your girlfriend.
10. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
11. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
12. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
13. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
15. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
16. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
18. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang Up if necessary.
19. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have had carnal, drunken monkey sex. The fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
20. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for Her to drive yours.
21. Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime, green, yellow, orange or sky blue.
22. The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox 360 or a Playstation- End of story.
23. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
24. Never wear a man bag to work.
25. We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:
'GUTS' is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, 'are
you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?'
'BALLS' is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square
on the ass and having the balls to say, 'You're next fatty!'
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FAZ
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Matt L
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FLOL budgie
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Conway563
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Would it be wrong to spend £62 on a T-Shirt? 
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Matt L
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just been given a signed blank cheque by a client time to go shopping z
joe no not at all.... unless its like that £3k watch someone lost on a night out on here.
[Edited on 04-03-2010 by Matt L]
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Would it be wrong to spend £62 on a T-Shirt?
Depends what shirt
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Budgie
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Registered: 2nd Dec 09
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Would it be wrong to spend £62 on a T-Shirt?
nope. better be nice looking.
pic?
i nearly bought a 300tshirt but was strongly advised by my mother not to
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Conway563
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
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Clicky. It's the cheapest one they do so a bargain IMO
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Rammer
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mornin all 
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Budgie
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not sure on the colour joe but looks cool.
Morning Rammer
[Edited on 04-03-2010 by Budgie]
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Matt L
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rammer,
joe hmmmm not keen on the back tbh.
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Fad
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
Clicky. It's the cheapest one they do so a bargain IMO
Man what are you thinking
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Conway563
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Man what are you thinking
What do you know, your basically blind
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Pip308
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HoooooOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
joe hmmmm not keen on the back tbh.
Think I might just get a couple of Tapout tees instead TBH
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Budgie
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quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
quote:
Originally posted by Fad
Man what are you thinking
What do you know, your basically blind
morning phil
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Matt L
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buy this z
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Fro
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steve.
Editing material code master data = boooooooooring
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