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Author if you found a pair of car keys in the street
Mark B
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12th Mar 10 at 09:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by jay-corsa-gsi
dick head


urmmm

small dick

fat girlfriend

slap head

horrible body





go away


haha
J da Silva
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12th Mar 10 at 10:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by stubs
I once found a set of car keys hanging out of the drivers door lock of a car parked outside a community centre. I took the keys, locked the car and took them straight inside. Asked for the owner and it was an old guy (prob about 60+), who just took them off me and scowled at me as if I'd shagged his wife! Didn't even so much as mutter the word thanks.

Made me feel like I should have taken the car.. fucking disrespectful old duffer. The keys had his house keys on and I'd imagine there would have been something in the car that would have indicated his address.

TBH, I'd probably still do the same but I'd probably flip if I wasn't thanked the next time... I think I was too shocked to say anything at the time.



It's quite ironic aswell that alot of people moan about young people with no courtesy yet all you hear of is resentful old people such as this.
bigboykarl
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Originally posted by am4nf
Thread title fail, who keeps both of their cars keys on the same ring?

stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva

It's quite ironic aswell that alot of people moan about young people with no courtesy yet all you hear of is resentful old people such as this.


Yep. I was 19 at the time and when I think back, I was quite immature. However, I've been brought up to respect other people's property and always think "how would I feel...."

To be honest though, I still felt good about myself for doing the right thing, and the old guy can just go fuck himself... with a bit of luck, karma might have seen to it that he did the same again but they were found by some little scrotbag instead
J da Silva
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12th Mar 10 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Maybe his grandchildren were looked after by Jon Venables alias.
stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by am4nf
Thread title fail, who keeps both of their cars keys on the same ring?


I've got both of my car's key's on mine... don't really see what the problem is TBH. If I loose them, I have the spares in the house - no problem.
stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Maybe his grandchildren were looked after by Jon Venables alias.


sicko
Griffiths1991
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12th Mar 10 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by will_doyle
quote:
Originally posted by jay-corsa-gsi
dick head


urmmm

small dick

fat girlfriend

slap head

horrible body





go away



I thought his girlfriend was worth one and whats wrong with slap heads? you are a dick head Doyle he is right.
stubs
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Originally posted by Griffiths1991
I thought his girlfriend was worth one and whats wrong with slap heads? you are a dick head Doyle he is right.


Seconded... I'd decorate her flabby fanny lips
J da Silva
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12th Mar 10 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jay has punched above his weight with her tbh............





































Which is why he said he packed in boxing.....
nathy_87
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tbh jay's missus is a bit of alright tbh, you have to be blind/ghey if you said no. And for the record I'd would pay to see you say that to his face.
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Originally posted by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo
tbh jay's missus is a bit of alright tbh, you have to be blind/ghey if you said no. And for the record I'd would pay to see you say that to his face.


i'd say no. too fugly for me

and i'm not blind
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She is a 4.5 out of 10 in my book
Generation
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Shes a 4 for me, half the attraction is her tody snatch. ret of the time, she's just meh.....Wouldn't look twice at her if clothed
Tom
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Originally posted by john-d
my mam found 240 quid rolled up in a pakki shop on the floor, she picked it up, and it had a bus pass inside too, took it to the address and it was an old ladys pension in for the month!!!

things are hard enough nowadays without the odd good person


I found a wage packet when I was a kid (about 12), handed it in to the police, went back after 28 days to be told it still hadn't been claimed but that the rules had changed and it was now 31 days. Went back 3 days later, you guessed it, someone had mysteriously claimed it, the police cock behind the desk threw 50p at me and said better luck next time

I also found £250 in a cash bag (see through bag) outside a shop about 3/4 years ago and swiftly picked it up and pocketed it. If there was any indication of who's it was, don;t get me wrong i'd have got straight in touch, but there wasn't
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quote:
Originally posted by Generation
Shes a 4 for me, half the attraction is her tody snatch. ret of the time, she's just meh.....Wouldn't look twice at her if clothed


toady snatch






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