Hammer
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Originally posted by cavmad
Sorry LET, what are the hard of thinking going to do now?
Hammer shouldn't be a problem though, he'll be flat out in a Blackpool shop doorway now swimming in his own piss and shitting out neat deep fried thistles.
The irony in the raging cavalier calling anyone hard of thinking is quite something. I almost choked on my haggis.
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Limecat
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I'd rather be a lepper than a Scot.
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cavmad
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Quite apt that mucker, let's look at the symptoms:
Muscle weakness: Explains why none of the lazy cunts work.
Skin disorder: Drinking bleach on park benches will have caused this, as will being a turps nudging tramp.
Loss of fingers and toes: Surgeons couldn't get the webbing apart.
Eye problems: can't see the bollocks he types.
Normal people don't want to be anywhere them and sufferers want to be someone else: Yep, leprosy and being Scotch seem to be exactly the same thing.
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Limecat
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Hammer
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Originally posted by LETGSI16V
I'd rather be a lepper than a Scot.
For a deliberately verbose chap your spelling isn't half shit. For want of a more wordy term.
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Eck
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I'd rather be a paki than a yank I actually laughed when the twin towers fell. Less of those fat bastards in the world.
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Limecat
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I put an extra letter in leper. 
I have to give you a chance to take the 'p' somehow Hammer! 
Eck. 
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Eck
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I was just beaten on FIFA, your comment was the first I saw so unfortunately your kind took the brunt.
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Limecat
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It's only banter, a few million tons of steal and some wealthy people...
It's a sad state of affairs when Scots even get handed their arse in pretend football as well.
[Edited on 03-07-2010 by LETGSI16V]
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Eck
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I don't get my arse handed to me though I lost that one, which has left me sitting with heart rate akin to a man being battered with a pipe. I go apeshit when I lose at FIFA.
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Limecat
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Shell cowering in the corner is she?
The pain will subside with another 18 pints of Special Brew and some whisky chasers, then you can repeat it all tomorrow, just like Bill Murray!
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strick206
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Shame all your family wasn't day tripping the Twin Towers letgsi on september the 11th
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Limecat
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They were. Their life insurance paid out nicely and I gave Osama a cut for his troubles! 
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cavmad
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I see Prick206 has been to the local charity shop and bought the 'Great book Of Witty Comebacks' (1961 edition).
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Limecat
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Been to the charity shop? He IS the charity shop.
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strick206
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Amazed it took you 20 minutes to log out of one account and post on the other tbh
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cavmad
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Hahahahahaha, the last desperate attempt when being beaten in a battle of wits is the old 'same person with two accounts' bollocks.
I like you Prick206 in the same way I like other simpletons as we all need someone to laugh at.
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lolinternet
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by cavmad
Hahahahahaha, the last desperate attempt when being beaten in a battle of wits is the old 'same person with two accounts' bollocks.
I like you Prick206 in the same way I like other simpletons as we all need someone to laugh at.
I like how in my desperate attempt at i comeback you can only find a shitty little reply like that
Therefore i think you are the simpleton, your name says it all really, mad about those shit rust buckets
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Limecat
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I dont like Cavaliers? 
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Shell
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Originally posted by cavmad
Bollocks. Oh well, still a remote hope someone shits out of an aeroplane window and it freezes solid before landing on his Scotch head killing him stone dead.
Scotch is a drink. Not a nationality.
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Ojc
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Where have these 3 cretins come from?
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strick206
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Where have these 2 cretins come from?
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by strick206
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Where has this cretin come from?
TBH 
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strick206
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