Norcy91
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Originally posted by Jonny Ingham
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Originally posted by Norcy91
Smashed plenty of pint glasses thinking i had complete grip of it, only to find the glass straight out of my hand and onto the dancefloor...
Spent £60 on double vodka and cokes in about 3 hours, i was very ill the next day...
Tried sliding down the hand rail on some steps out the back of Revs in Harrogate, instead i jumped straight over the hand rail and tumbled down the remaining 13 concrete steps, then got straight up and continued my walk to the taxi!
You are my hero. 
The same night i spent the £60 on those drinks i fell down a set of 3 steps in the club, didn't spill my drink though, got up and some lad started laughing and said "Don't worry mate, i've done that plenty of times" to which i replied, in a very drunken mess "That's fucking nice" and walked off, my mate who was behind me was in stitches and could hardly breathe after that
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djgritt
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Chuff all compared to most in here!
Only thing i really remember is getting collared by the freshen up dude in the toilets, giving it the 'No Spray, No lay' and 'No Splash, no Gash' lines, so gave him a pound for some spray. About 3hrs later, after failing to find any clunge, i returned to said toilets and demanded a refund due to his false advertising. Poor guy didn't know what to do so just gave me my pound back and tried to get me out of the toilets as quick as he could...
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SteveW
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well by the sounds of it i have just done "the usuals"
fingered girl, got handjob, got blowjob in girls toilets about 10mins before my girlfriend showed up (that one im most proud of)
"assisted breakdancing" - i lay down and people spin me around
pulled a girl infront of my girlfriend to prove to her i could
sneaked a bottle of Absinthe in and proceeded to give people free shots
dunno, probably loads of other stupid shit i cant remember cos i was too wasted
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SteveW
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oh yeah and was pole dancing, slipped and fell flat on my back in the middle of the club so carried on dancing while laying there.. cos im just too damn cool
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mwg
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I think all that stuff is fine, apart from the fact it involved cheating on your girlfriend 
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SteveW
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Originally posted by mwg
I think all that stuff is fine, apart from the fact it involved cheating on your girlfriend
yeah afterwards i did feel a bit bad but at the time it was a different story
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MarkSport
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Registered: 22nd May 09
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I erm...... danced and got drunk!
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will_ainsworth
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
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marksport is a virgin.
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jmepamplin
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Ahhh i dont know what comes over me, maybe it's the atmosphere in most clubs these days but i usually end up getting dragged outside by the bouncers   clubbing in the UK just seems pretty shit when you've done a few 'lads hols' to some legendary places. I just prefer the pub now, i seem to behave myself abit better 
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Andrew
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Was sick on the dance floor and then bagged some chick without rinsing was about the worse thing i've done.
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Twiggy
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Originally posted by Andrew
Was sick on the dance floor and then bagged some chick without rinsing was about the worse thing i've done.
She was probs trying to get rid of the cum taste from the lad in the bogs
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Andrew
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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My most cringeworthy thing was trying to impress a girl I really liked with drunk dancing, then finding out she was a professional dance instructor. It was all going so well until then, never heard from her again 
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
well by the sounds of it i have just done "the usuals"
fingered girl, got handjob, got blowjob in girls toilets about 10mins before my girlfriend showed up (that one im most proud of)
"assisted breakdancing" - i lay down and people spin me around
pulled a girl infront of my girlfriend to prove to her i could
sneaked a bottle of Absinthe in and proceeded to give people free shots
dunno, probably loads of other stupid shit i cant remember cos i was too wasted
When I read all of these, all I could think of was 'Winkers'
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SteveW
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by SteveW
well by the sounds of it i have just done "the usuals"
fingered girl, got handjob, got blowjob in girls toilets about 10mins before my girlfriend showed up (that one im most proud of)
"assisted breakdancing" - i lay down and people spin me around
pulled a girl infront of my girlfriend to prove to her i could
sneaked a bottle of Absinthe in and proceeded to give people free shots
dunno, probably loads of other stupid shit i cant remember cos i was too wasted
When I read all of these, all I could think of was 'Winkers'
you fuckin knows it
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Tomnova16
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
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Oh yes. Nearly went last night
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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BarnshaW
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winkers is awful
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Tomnova16
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But full of 18 year old sluts
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Tomnova16
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Actually 16year olds
http://www.lemass.co.uk/ for all your automotive/bodyshop needs
Located in Chalfont st Peter
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Jambo
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My GF's sis goes there or used to when she was 17
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Xs
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quote:
Originally posted by scoob
i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
Fat end or thin end? 
I've been kicked out a club (well forceably removed) for telling a fat bird I wasnt buying her a drink when she basically demanded I bought her one. She told the bouncers I felt her up and they tried to take me out the back steps (usually means a kicking) but I put my legs both sides of the doors and they couldnt get me out. After a struggle and some arguing I was taken out the front way. Luckily I had already been out to smoke so went round the side and jumped the fence into the smoking area and went back in with my hand stamp
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MarkSport
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Originally posted by will_ainsworth
marksport is a virgin.
Doubt it sunshine
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Ben J
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quote:
Originally posted by scoob
i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
Fuck me....remember Reef. The bottle necks were ribbed. Well when I was at uni a girl I lived with got drunk, told us she loved riding Reef bottles and then put on a show for 3 of us lads.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben J
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Originally posted by scoob
i once stuck a bottle of becks up a girls fanny.
Fuck me....remember Reef. The bottle necks were ribbed. Well when I was at uni a girl I lived with got drunk, told us she loved riding Reef bottles and then put on a show for 3 of us lads.
[Edited on 03-10-2010 by Ben J]
awesome
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
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Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by SteveW
well by the sounds of it i have just done "the usuals"
fingered girl, got handjob, got blowjob in girls toilets about 10mins before my girlfriend showed up (that one im most proud of)
"assisted breakdancing" - i lay down and people spin me around
pulled a girl infront of my girlfriend to prove to her i could
sneaked a bottle of Absinthe in and proceeded to give people free shots
dunno, probably loads of other stupid shit i cant remember cos i was too wasted
When I read all of these, all I could think of was 'Winkers'
you fuckin knows it
Are we going here when I come over?
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