Steve
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do you think one day you could teach me the art of tyre spinning?
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mwg
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you need a car powerful enough to do it 1st
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Steve
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looks liek jims only had enough power to tyre spin one tyre 
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Ben G
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god i hate this 
when i had the focus i was coming up to my driveway and some wanker of a learner was rying to do a reserve round a corner manouver.
now from my experience, if you see a car coming towards you in any direction whilst performing these manouvers, you have to stop and continue when they have passed.
BUT NO, this cunt just keeps on going and was opposite my drive, so i just turned and pulled straight up, no big deal, just mean i had to turn more than usual.
5 minutes later the instructor knoks on my door telling me i drove like a twat and could've caused an accident and i damaged my car 
i just told her to fuck off and grow up, there was no damage on my car. she was moaning to my dad about it and he simply said ''the boy's 22 years old, what do you want me to say to him, he's oldenough to do as he likes''.
she didn't like it and stormed off. made me laugh that one
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Steve
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should have kicked her in the fanny
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Twitch
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Last time my neighbour moaned at me about the speed i did down my road ( 30 in a 30 )
He came round saying about kids etc to which my reply was. " Thats why i speed up. At least it will be a quick death  " shut him up pretty quick
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Ben G
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i also hate the whole ''kids in the road'' thing.
why are kids playing in the road in the first place?
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AK
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quote:
Originally posted by Twitch
Last time my neighbour moaned at me about the speed i did down my road ( 30 in a 30 )
He came round saying about kids etc to which my reply was. " Thats why i speed up. At least it will be a quick death " shut him up pretty quick
I think i would have probably murdered you on your door step if you had said that about my kids.
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Twitch
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quote:
Originally posted by AK
quote:
Originally posted by Twitch
Last time my neighbour moaned at me about the speed i did down my road ( 30 in a 30 )
He came round saying about kids etc to which my reply was. " Thats why i speed up. At least it will be a quick death " shut him up pretty quick
I think i would have probably murdered you on your door step if you had said that about my kids.
oh no dont get me wrong if i was speeding then yeh i would of took it and said sorry. the road i live down tho has a long sweeping curve and at 30 it looks like your going faster than you are. Im probably one of the few people you'll ever meet that will rarely speed. And thats not just because i have a1 liter ^_^
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i did it as i'm fed up with his 4 dogs barking alot of the time, mainly in the morning.
that day i had been woken up before the event by his dogs, so got up and did a burnout down while holding the horn down.
he came round and posted that, i ignored it, then his dogs carried on barking for a few days so i went round there and went mad at his wife (he wasn't in). So he called the police and they came round to try and scare me.
i still wheelspin there tbh, did it yesterday in the escort
amazing
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3CorsaMeal
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almost dead parrellel to the kerb mate 
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Ben G
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why would you bother wasting your life making that?
i'd have taken that to the local police station for harrassment and kicked up a fuss.
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mwg
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is the mark still there?
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3CorsaMeal
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see, going to the police station and moaning seems the waste to me.
if i get woken up by dogs and put straight into a bad mood for the day, i feel i should put them in a bad mood, i tried loads of things, been to the council, they sent letters out about dogs for me, then i had to fill out a diary before they could bring the sound testing equipment out, it out just dragged on for months and fizzled out in the end, i swear they just make things hassle so you give up.
honestly these dogs and this situation really gets to me, woken up today by dogs before my alarm
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by mwg
is the mark still there?
nah, went ages ago, for there for a couple of weeks i think
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Ben G
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it seems a waste but it would play him at is own game. he'd probably shit himself.
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ste_p23
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Steve be a man of men and go and kiss him with your lips and then make suggestions you may remove his lips if this occurs again
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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going mad here m8, r u going mad? about this?
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ste_p23
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as i share the same name as you i feel your pain i would have lost it by now.............
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whitter45
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quote:
Originally posted by AK
Steve....
You need to sort your life out and not be in debt and find relationships with girls who don't leave skid marks in their knickers
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Steve
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thats well true
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Jambo
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Some bloke nearly had a fucking annurism when i drove past his car as he was getting his kids out the back, door wide open in the road even though the other door was on a pavement and not in a ROAD. (kids where not in the strap in seats they where old enough to sit on their own)
I was approaching in my corsa which had a stupidly loud exhaust which i hated but could not afford to change. Road is a 30mph limit, and i used to live about 2 doors down from where he was standing, its a HUGE road and although residential most people do at least 40mph down it. I was actually obiding by the law doing 30....
He physically was shouting and screaming at me for daring to drive my CAR on the ROAD when he was getting his kids out the car on the dangerous side.
I have no sympathy for pond life like this, not the fucking intelligence to do the sensible thing and retrieve said kids from the side of the car where there is no traffic. Its fucking barmy that people think they should be allowed to have a picnic in the overtaking lane of the M1 at 9am and if anyone should drive fast past them then they are a fucking hooligan intent on hoovering up kids.
Forgot to add, to annoy him further i spent the next 5mins driving 30mph up and down the road untill i got near his house, dropping it into 2nd and flooring it past his house full caht then slowing down again. Must have done about 4passes or so. Bet he called the police the fucktard
I've posted this story a couple of times but i always used to get this old coont flapping his arms like he was trying to fly at one of those Redbull jump things everytime i went past him on a 40mph dual carriageway. I was never speeding, i just had a loud exhaust. This angered me at the continuous badgering when i was law abiding that i did an experiment.
I always saw him same timke same place, so i decided to jump in my other car which was my old Mercedes Benz C240 old man car. I proceeded round corner onto said dual carriageway and floored it faster than the barge had ever gone in her life. Screaming from the engine i approached 65mph bu the point i flew past the old man who did not even blink.
Moral of the story is people are fucking stupid.
[Edited on 15-10-2010 by Jambo]
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3CorsaMeal
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during the summer months/school holiday its quite a regular occurance that in order to get down the road and also down my driveway i have to stop the car, get out and move all sorts of toys, bike, scooters out of the road where the kids just leave them lying there, even had it at night time.
its like a playground to them
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AndyKent
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3CM
The lengths some people will go to make a (shit) point
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DannyB
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I'm not going to read this thread as it is no doubt full of all this man of men bullshit. Good day to you.
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