Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
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-Dole scum
-People on the sick when theres fuck all wrong with them
-Fat people. Go for a run ffs your offending my eyes!!
-Muslims
-Those letterbox suits that muslims wear.
-Halal
-GreenPeace
-People who say 'Mush' etc
-Anyone between the ages opf 12 and 20. Kids are all shitheads nowadays.
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
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quote:
Originally posted by sc0ott
- People from places with 'shire' at the end.
People called Scott, is now at No.1 for me. Shireist bastard! 
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sc0ott
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- EVERY chav you see on jeremy kyle.
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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the wanker yesterday in a big transit van, sitting next to me at a 2 lane road that goes into one, at traffic lights.
as soon as the lights go to yellow he's off, blitzing through 1st gear like a nutter on crack.
then he hits 2nd and goes at snails pace, so i blast the puma past him (i was going to just sit behind him at first) and he goes mad and starts driving like a lunatic trying to catch me up 
whats the point? you're in a transit mate,not a supercar. either drive fast or drive slow, don't go crazy screeching away from the lights then slow down, potentially getting a ford puma through your back door
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
whats the point? you're in a transit mate
thats exactlt the point, he is in a transit, he can do as he pleases
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Ben G
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 yeah he can, but don't start hassling people. my car was stuttering in 2nd gear whilst waiting behind him 
can't believe he thought he'd catch me up though, did make me laugh.
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
whats the point? you're in a transit mate
thats exactlt the point, he is in a transit, he can do as he pleases
Lollerskates
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Gary
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Registered: 22nd Nov 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
yeah he can, but don't start hassling people. my car was stuttering in 2nd gear whilst waiting behind him
can't believe he thought he'd catch me up though, did make me laugh.
Prob thought you were a girl driving a puma tbh 
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
whats the point? you're in a transit mate,not a supercar. either drive fast or drive slow, don't go crazy screeching away from the lights then slow down, potentially getting a ford puma through your back door
your in a puma. a 135 transit would kick its ass. fact.
my pet hates are people that generalise and hate van drivers. car drivers are far worse. just they think they know best.
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sc0ott
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Whats the retail on one of those?
More than you can afford PAL its a puma.
Smoke 'em
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Ben G
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well the transit clearly did not kick my arse as i didn't see it after i got onto the A13
generalising van drivers is fair i think. they are all the same. pulling out making others slow down, not giving a shit, going on yellows, not indicating and tailgating.
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Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
well the transit clearly did not kick my arse as i didn't see it after i got onto the A13
generalising van drivers is fair i think. they are all the same. pulling out making others slow down, not giving a shit, going on yellows, not indicating and tailgating.
thing is, unless you have driven a van a lot you dont tailgate people at all. the size of the van in a cars mirrors makes it look a lot closer than it is. probably the same distance away from it as you would be in a car.,
edit, ive had 120 ish out of a transit 135 6 speed lwb. aint bad for a van.
[Edited on 29-10-2010 by Nic Barnes]
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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old people at the gym who purposely hog a machine and do like 2 reps an hour
old people in supermarkets (mainly morrisons) who block the aisles talking about fred from down the road who has died
old people who are driving, and the mirrors are folded in. just goes to show they havent once checked them while driving.
people who, when they talk say "innit, sick, bruv, blud" etc
when people ring you, you ring them back straight away, and they dont answer.
when people say "of" rather than "have"
alfa romeos
when people put dvd's on the side rather than in its case
the french
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Ben G
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that is good going. fuck being in the way of you doing that in a transit
and i've turned around before because i thought a van was close (looked it in the mirrors) and it must have been about a couple of CM's off my rear bumper.
worrying.
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Nic Barnes
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yeah but ive had twats in bmw's etc mm's off the bumper of my car before aswell. infact other week on way to blackpool was some cock end in an astra vxr right on the back of the corsa. on the way back had same thing with an impreza and an r8.
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Nic Barnes
thing is, unless you have driven a van a lot you dont tailgate people at all. the size of the van in a cars mirrors makes it look a lot closer than it is
ive had 120 ish out of a transit 135 6 speed lwb. aint bad for a van.
Id agree with that, my headlights are back window height on most small cars
What Transit do you drive now Nic? Ive got a 260swb 75 shitest of the shit, Ive had 85 from it this afternoon and it sounded like it was gonna blow up
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Nic Barnes
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mostly an 85 350. does 95 ish flat out.
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Limecat
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Registered: 25th Jun 05
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People that don't flush toilets at work. Why? I have never been to someones house and spotted a brown shark staring back at me so why are they incapable of flushing a bog at work?
Dirty cunts that walk out of a cubicle, straight past the sinks and out. I know you've just curled one out so wash your hands you dirty twat. You touched the fucking door handle on the way out too!!!! BASTARDS.
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Nic Barnes
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oh can i add, people that un-ban letgsi16v aka wayne to the list.
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mattk
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I never wash my hands after using the toilet
I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there
[Edited on 29-10-2010 by mattk]
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bubble
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I never wash my hands after using the toilet
I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there
[Edited on 29-10-2010 by mattk]
so what happens if the person before you has wiped their arse, got a bit of poo and their finger then flushed the toilet, and your the next one to flush touching the handle that someone elses poo has?
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
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if you can physicaly see shit on it then fair doos, cant live your life worrying what other people have touched
unless you lock your self away at home
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
I never wash my hands after using the toilet
I dont piss on my hands and I use paper to wipe my arse, if your getting dirty hands at the toilets you need to have a long think about what you are doing wrong in there
[Edited on 29-10-2010 by mattk]
you sick sick man.
mind you, you do look the type to do that. i always dodge those kinds of people
you hold your cock to piss i assume? then walk out touching the door handle. you could have knob cheese or anything on your penis which has then gone onto the door handle.
ever wondered how all these fucked up diseases get around? bacteria sitting on door handles waiting to infect the next unlucky fucker who is actually hygenic.
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shaunmods
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Registered: 12th Mar 07
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People who are constantly coughing and clearing their throat. Shut the fuck up for god sake!
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scoob
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Registered: 16th Oct 03
Location: Beverley, E Riding of Yorkshire
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women.
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